misheard lyrics

there are so many i could add but the one my husband calls me for the most is a song i dont know the name of but i used to sing hot dogs jumping frogs have a cookie he finds it hilarious cos he says the words are hot dogs jumping frogs albakirky! mine makes so much more sense!

Lynsey

when i was little i used to think that AC/DC were singing about a dalmation until someone told me it was actually rock and roll Damnation.

One very dumb person

weezer's why bother

when i first heard this song i thought the chorus actually went;
my father
he's gonna hurt me
he's gonna kill when you desert me
this happened to me twice before
won't happen to me anymore

dee

my sister's friend used to think that "lets give them something to talk about" was "lets give them something from taco bell"...so now every time we go to taco bell we sing...lets get em something from taco bell...it should be taco bells theme song oooo yea muahahaha

Krista --CA

I use to think that the song "hang on Sloopy" was "Hang on Snoopy" You know,the cute little beagle from Peanuts. No wonder I had so much trouble picturing Snoopy in a red dress during the 2nd verse.

Glowworm

I use to think that the song "there's gonna be a heartache tonight" was "There's gonna be a party tonight.
I have no idea why.

Glowworm

I thought that in the song Bootylicious by Beyonce they were saying: "I dont think your ready for this chedder," when they were really saying "I dont think your ready for this jelly." I argued with my sister for ages before I saw the lyrics online...

bootylicious...or not

I really and truly thought that Prince was singing "Leroy come on back" instead of "Little Red Corvette" and tried to figure out what sort of friendship Prince had with Leroy and what he did to make him leave

Jujube

in the Chicago song "25 or 6 to 4" i thought they were singing "oh chicago i want more" instead of "25 or 6 to 4

Anon

up until last year i thought that the song that goes "goin' to the chapel and i'm gonna get married" went "goin' to the jack-o-lantern and its gonna be scary"

nrcafootball68

i really like Metallica songs but when i heard enter sadman 4 years before i thougth that "exit light" was "extra light" and that "grain of sand" was "play with sand"

Anon

i was at a Barenaked Ladies concert, (it's not what you think, they're all guys and the name is just a joke)with my dad. we were sitting parallel to the band and rather far away. In one of their songs, "Helicopters" i believe, the repeatedly sing the lyrics "I'll be leaving soon, yeah I'll be leaving soon" my dad thought it was "I believe in silk" when we got home my mom asked how the concert was and my dad just said: "It was really good. BEtter than i thought it would be. But what the heck is "I believe in silk?"

ME (no really, those are my initials)

Sister sledge - "We are family"....
Just let me staple the vicar (instead of just let me state for the record) we're giving love in a femidom (instaed of we;re giving love in a family dose).

Methinks not.

miffy

I used to believe that the song Tainted Love was really Janes in Love and i used to sing it really loudly because its my name!

GI JANE

I misheard "To all your friends, you're delirious" in Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful". I thought she said "Do I have friends? You're delirious". I guessed she must have felt kinda lonely, misunderstood and everything. But hey, it made sense to me.

Angevil

Once I thought that the song to Monicas SO gone "In an unmarked car" i thoght she said 'and i'm on my balls'

Monica Mishearer

I thought that in "Let it Be" they were singing "Let it Pee" and I just couldn't figure out why anyone would NOT let someone else pee.

A Wild Cowgirl

I used to believe that on Ace of Base's All that She Wants she was saying Ohh Matchy Box, I could never figure out why she was singing about what I thought to be match boxes.

Phsyco Zipp-

I have a good friend, a very high level executive in a international banking firm, that thought the lyrics to a song were "in a white room, with black cousins" when it's really "in a white room, with black CURTAINS!"

B.A.