misheard lyrics

I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"

Anon

at shristmas in school we had to sing christmeas carols and i always thought "oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" was 2 oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot horse and sleigh" oh how wrong i was lol

sausage

theres this song i listen to, Evaporated by Ben Folds Five, and i swear he is about to say "i've a faith that theres a salsa where there's a sauce" and hes actually saying "I've faith that there's a soul
whose leading me around"... i always think that hes saying salsa!!

Emily

when i was little i heard the charlie daniel's song "devil went down to georgia". then i heard it on the radio and i believed the song had been changed because on the cd version he says " i told you once you son of a bitch" and on the radio "he says you son of a gun". this was before i knew about censoring things...

beth

When i was about 2 or 3 years old, i used to sing "twinkle twinkle" all the time. In the part "how i wonder what you are", i always thought it was "how i wonder what your doin'"

b.w.

I used to believe that when the little animatronic people from Shrek sung "Up a pine," instead of "get along fine,"
Whoops.

Kya

In Good Charlotte's The Anthem I thought that they were saying "This is the end, so blow all your heads up!" instead of "This is the Anthem, throw all your hands up!"

Elizabeth

I have an Uncle who when he sings the Billy Joels song "allways a women to me" he will sing the line "oh she takes care of her son"When it's "oh she takes care of herself" lol

Fredric the entertainer

When I was little i used to the song Achey Breaky Heart would go "My achey breaky heart makes me wanna fart."

I later found out I was wrong when i said it in kindergarten.

Tom

I thought in Elton John's Levon, the song said "Count the head-locks on the highway" instead of head-lights.

Mark W.

Until recently when my friend informed me that the words to 'sweet chariot' were what they were, i thought they went like this 'swing low, sweet chariot, mummas gunna carry me home' what an idiot!

Paula Bussey

I used to think that the "All In the Family" theme song sang, "G R OL L SAL AN GRATE" and never understood this. For years, this was what I thought, until my 13 year old daughter corrected me with "Gee our old La Salle ran great," Whoops.

Mary

When I heard the Sum41 song 'Still Waiting', I thought the chorus was *clears throat*

'Why am I still waiting? Why am I constapating?'

Shadow Spider

When Eminem first came out my mom listened to his song Ï think ym dads gone crazy" or w/e the name is.. And she thought it said "I love my hair", dont know how she got that, but she did.. And whenever she sings it we laugh at her and she's like "What?"

MellisaButtButt(Soap)

When I was little, I thought that the song "This Old Man" ended with, "Knick-knack, patty-whack, keep it on the phone" (instead of "give a dog a bone"). My little brother (two years younger) picked it up from me, and once I found out the truth, it took me the longest time to convince him of the real words. :)

Kootie