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Ya know the song "Stop in the Name of Love", well when I was little I thought the part where they say "Think it o over.. think it o over!"
I thought it was "Stop in the name of love before you break my heart, like a boldozer.. like a boldozer!

:)
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When Madonna first came out, she had a song called "La Isla Bonita". A section of the lyrics says, "... A young girl with eyes like the desert....". Well, at first, I thought she was saying "with eyes like potatoes" (no...THAT couldn't have been right! How rude was that for Madonna to compare a girl's eyes to potatoes?!) So I listened and listened. Then I thought she was saying "with eyes like two pesos" (THAT made a bit more sense but what do pesos really look like? And do they look good as eyes??) THEN I finally listened and figured out what the proper lyrics were!! Boy, was I a LOSER!! hee hee!

Lorena
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I misheard 'she just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich' in 'Down Under' by Men at Work. Not having heard of Vegemite then I thought it was a 'bitumen sandwich'. I still annoy my husband by deliberately singing this version whenever it comes on the radio.

Anon
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In The Bee Gees' 'Too Much Heaven' where Barry says 'Ooh you and me girl', I thought for years that he said 'Ooh you nigger' and was quite upset that he had said this and had been allowed to get away with it.

Anon
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at the time when TLC's "waterfalls" was popular, my brother was 5 years old. the line that goes "don't go chasing waterfalls", he thought it was "Go, GO, Power Rangers!

Anon
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When I was about 4, my dad would play travis tritt songs all the time. There is a song (T-R-O-U-B-L-E) I thought he was saying "tea all over you baby)

Jerrica
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I used to think the lyrics of "Boys of Summer" said "poison summer"

Lindsay
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Strangers in the night, exchanging glasses...

well I was only young at the time!

..maz..
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I used to dance around the living room like a maniac to ABBA, using a neon green jumprope for a microphone and singing "dancin' on a mo-nack-a-rock" instead of "does your mother know that you're out." I always wondered what a mo-nack-a-rock was. I figured it was a planet.

heather
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I thought in the opening of gone in 60 seconds the movie the song was bring sally up bring sally down when it was really "Green sally up Green sally down" Ive been singing it wrong until i found it on a lyrics page.

Robbie Starr
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i used to think that meatloaf paradise by the dashboard light used to say " aint no doubt about it he was looking gay cos he was barely 17 and he was wearing a dress", when it actually says "aint no doubt about it we were doubtly blessed cos we were only 17 and we were barely dressed.

stacey
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In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"

Anon
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part of John Mellencamp's song "jack and diane" said, "suckin on a chili dog; the outisde tastes freezed." but i thought he said, "run along, chili dog; your butt is green."

JC
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I used to think in Nirvana's song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" The line "A mosquito, my libido!" was "I'm afraid of, Albino!" I sung it out loud like that numerous times.

Sounds Like teens Singing
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When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.

jen
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I used to believe that the lyrics to
"jenny ive got your number, i've got to make you mine, Jenny dont change your number 867-5309" said
"daddy ive got your number, im gonna take you on, daddy dont change your number ....867-5309"

Whitney
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In the song "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" from Oklahoma, I used to wonder what was so wonderful about corn that was as high as an elephants eye. I didn't think that an elephants could have an eye that was more than two inches high.

vina
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My boyfriend thought that the Leann Womack song entitled "I Hope You Dance" went "I love you Dan". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard

Stephanie
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A friend of mine thought that the Alanis Morsette song "Thank you" whose lyrics go:
"...I want to Thank you Thank you..."
They believed that the lyrics were:
"...I want to vacuum, vacuum..."
after hearing it, they proceed to say "Man this chick sure does like to vacuum"

-Whitney
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for years i thought whitesnake's here i go again went "the lovely stream of 3 degrees" when its really "the lonely street of dreams" god i feel dumb...

lynn
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