misheard lyrics

I used to think that the song "Sandra Dee" from grease went "look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy whisper (with her) gin and tee" (as in gin and tonic), but come to find out just before I was 17 it was "lousy with virginity." Go figure! I thought I was right.

Anon

My brother who was an adult was singing with me in the car one day. We were singing "big 'ol jet airliner" and out of his mouth comes "big old jello rider" I was laughing so hard I had to pull over

Michele

My husband for the longest thought that that part of Ozzy's song, "Crazy Train", went like..'crazy, but that's how it goes, millions of people, living assholes'.

steelmag

There's one part in the Metallica remake of Whiskey In A Jar that I can't quite understand, but I think it sounds like 'your brains will come home in a jar.'

steelmag

Kicking Miiiiiidgeeets, Kicking midgets in the park...
Was my belief of a Spunge song...
Unfortunately, it turns out to be Kicking Pigeons.
My way was funnier.

And my mum thought that the slipknot line 'We all got left behind' was actually 'We've all got nice eyes.'

And, that Where's Your Head At, my mum believed, was Wear Your Hair Down...
Luke thinks that too...

Bless...

teeeeegnaaaaaas

Me & my mates always used to call "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" by The Cutting Crew, "The Cheese Song", because they sang "I died in your arms tonight, it must have been some kind of cheese".

They do sing that! They do!

pokiebloke

"every time you go... away,
you take a piece of MEAT with you"

xvaleriex

When I was a kid I thought it was "Maxwell Jump" instead of "ah, might as well jump" from Van Halen's song "Jump" on their album 1984.

Mattchoo

Mattchoo, age 28

i used to think that the lyrics to the sex pistols song pretty vacant were
"i dont belive illusions spend to muck in toledo so keep your cheap coming cause we dont want your fritos" the real lyrics are i dont belive illusions cause to much is real so stop your cheap comments cause we know what we feel

sidney

i used to belive in a song by M2M where it goes "...grass is greener on the other side.." i thought it was wrap his wiener on the other side...:D

Anon

I used to think that Kim Carnes song, "Betty Davis' Eyes" was "She's Got Better Days Aside"...

reecy

I used to think the lyrics to Sade's song, "Smooth Operator" were: "Fool of the red eye" instead of smooth operator. But hey, she's hard to understand sometimes!

Aleigh

I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".

Paul

The sugarbabes 'round round' really sounds like ''..........and we'll ride stirfried on the beat down low...''

the actual words are ''......we'll ride still fired on the beat down low..........''

Anon

My brother's used to think that the lyrics to the ZZTop song, Slip inside my Sleeping Bag. was simply, seepoo sypoo seepoo say. I'm not sure where in the world they came up with that one!!!!!

sister nellnell

When Metallica did the remake of Whiskey in a Jar my husband would always sing the words Whiskey and a Gyro. I still laugh at him everytime I hear that song.

Deb

In the Michael Bolton song "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", I thought the lyrics were..."tell me all about it, tell me 'bout your fans and makeup". Really it was "tell me all about it tell me 'bout the plans your makin". Oops.

Ku