misheard lyrics

Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places" I heard as,
I got friends in the Oasis. I thought that it was handy if you were ever stuck in the desert. My dad and sister corrected me one day while I was singing along.

Shawn

There's this commercial for the Drug-Free America campaign, where this cowboy is in the middle of the street playing a guitar and singing, but he's had a tracheotomy so he was using that little box that gives you a robot voice. Anyway, he's singing stuff like "you don't always die from tobacco, sometmes you just lose a lung" and then at the end he says "yippie yi yo ki-yay". I always thought he was actually saying, "Happy Holidays!"
I never really thought about the fact that it was April, and no holidays were taking place...

Kat

I used to think the title dude looks like a lady was do the funky lady I said that when i was 5 my bro said it's dude looks like a lady

do the funky lady?I gess NOT

There is a song by Eminem called Mockingbird. The lyrics to part of it go "stiffen that upper lip up little lady...." Well I thought Eminem just made up a beat to throw in the song and I heard "stiffa nada bump neck little lady" It was only after my younger sister informed me that I knew otherwise

JewLea

When my class would sing America, the Beautiful I would always burst out in tears when I had to sing the part "land where my father dies" I thought it was ONE father and that it was MY father...not our forefathers

JewLea

In the song Winter WonderLand I thought the part about building a snowman said "And he'll say are you married? We'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town'." I thought the woman singing the song really wanted to marry a snowman

JewLea

In the song "Whip it" by Divo, I used to think they were saying 'whip it, in the shade' instead of 'into shape.' My friend and her mom laughed at me and had to tell me the real words. I got a few others wrong but I can't remember them.

Katie

check this who farted? instead of "Lets get it started"

Kate

50 cent's In da Club instead of "go shawty its ya birthday"
i thought it was, and sang in public, "go charlotte its your birthday"

Anon

The real lyrics to the Creed song:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet is so far down"

What I heard:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I kick ass. Maybe six feet is so far down"

Maddy

You the song, 'This is how you remind me', by, 'Nickleback'?

My friend thought he was, 'Tired of living like a black man'. XD

Anon

Around the age of eleven or twelve, I thought the Bananarama song Venus sang "I'm your penis" [I'm your Venus]. I was scandalized every time I heard it.

Cuz