misheard lyrics

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary"
instead of
"Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry."

Madi

"Everybody ther'es a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's hot dog stand" instead of
"Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post bed"
Every Morning by Sugar Ray

Boy was I wrong

Madi

Come on, let's play Monopoly, cash fun and renting property... That is really cash fun and RITZY property!

Monopoly

You know that remake of "our lips are sealed" Hillary and Hailey duff did? My mom was completely conviced it was saying "I love Lucile" and since in the video these two girls are crawling all over eachother, my mom was very disturbed and thought they were like together or something :P

Anon

In Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic", I thought the first line said "An old man turned and yanked", which I figured made sense if he won the lottery. Maybe he turned and yanked on a slot machine or something?...

Mel

The song, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore", I used to think was
"When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie, it's a meringue"

Miranda

I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman".

Anon

When I was about 7 years old, i used to mis-sing the words to Grease Lightning, from the movie Grease. instead of singing "Go grease Lightning, your burning up a quarter-MILE." I used to sing, "Go Grease Lightning, you burning up a quarter-DIME!!"

Andrea

When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!

Greg

I thought that Ac/Dc song, "You Shook Me All Night Long" was "You Shoot Me All Night Long." I figured out the song was about sex, but I thought "shoot me" was a slang that I just hadn't heard yet.

keyboardplayer

when i was little i thought that in bryan adams song 'summer of 69',
he actually said 'smells like sex tonight'
i got very embarrassed when it came on the radio

Vitor rodrigues

In "the anthem" by good charlotte, it still sounds to me like he's saying "I never use the restroom" in a slurred voice at the end when he really says "Another loser anthem, woah!" lol

Amused

The song "our lips are sealed" by the gogo's always used to confuse me when i was little because it sounded like she was saying "I'm a sa-seal". i thought it was really weird that she thought she was a seal...lol then i didnt realize the real lyrics until a few years ago when hilary duff remade it! lol

Seal

the song "more than a woman" still sounds like he's saying "bald headed woman", even though i know what is really being said! lol

Bald Headed Woman

the first time i heard the song "black-eyed" by placebo, i was unaware of the title. if you're not familiar with the song, during the chorus the lead singer says "black-eyed" over and over. however, i thought he was saying "black guy." my friend nearly killed herself laughing when i asked her how black guys played into a song about insanity.

anonymous

When i was younger (around 2 maybe) my parents would always sing that "shake your booty song" and thier like heather, heather, where's your booty?

i put my hands up to my chest adn i i rubbed my hands on me. i was so used to hearing my mom call her chest a *boobie* that i heard wrong.

at 13 years old they still joke on me about that, it's soo embarresing!!

heather

When i was little, i thought that song "shake your booty" was actually "shake your booby". one day i was running around in a shopping centre, yelling out "shake your boobies, shake your boobies".

Jay

For years I thought that the chorus to the Eurythmics song "Sweet Dreams" was "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Venus" -not Sweet Dreams are made of this

Glowworm