misheard lyrics

My colleague thinks that the Catherine McFee song "so over it" is "So OVERWEIGHT" and she's just turned 30 something! Ha ha

Mrs. Mooo

The the song The Great Escape I got the lyrics very wrong. It goes Paper bags & plastic hearts
All are belongings in shopping carts
It's goodbye,
But we got one more night
Let's get drunk and drive around
& make peace with an empty town
We can make it right

Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
We won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight

How ever I though it went
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Everybody in shopping carts
Goodbye
But we fight
Lets get drunk and drive around
and make peace with a empty clown
we can make it right
Throw it away foget yesterday
we'll make the great escape
we wont hear a word they say
they dont know us anyway
watch a bird
let it die
we are finally free tonight.

I think i like my lyrics better, at least the part about the bird...

Let the bird die..

My friend Karen used to think Britney Spears' song "Baby One More Time" started off "Oh, biben, biben, how was a supposed to know..."

Also she always sang "Turn the beat around, love to feel the cushion" . Never let her live down this one.

Jahna

When "In Da Club" by 50 Cent first came out I was in like 6th grade. And by now we all know, he really doesn't enunciate much. You know how, in the beginning, he goes "Go shawty, it's your birthday" and stuff like that? For like 3 months I sang "Go shawty, it's shiver, k?" Until finally at this dance this one kid came up to me and was like "What are you singing?" I was so embarrassed. And also mad that everyone just let me go around singing that.

Kat

I can't help but to crack up every time I think of my best co-worker friend running around the resturant singing( Paul Simons song?)" What are you gonna do when your' LIPS' are gone"! I believe the right word is "LOOKS"!

Cheryl Ritch

when i was little, i liked elton john a lot. but up until age 11 i always thought he was singing "hold me close now, tony danza." instead of "hold me closer, tiny dancer."

amy

My teen-aged daughter would sing the lyrics of Shirley Murdocks "As we lay" song...the part goes ...as we slept the night away...She thought she was saying "as we swept the night away" which makes sense only if you are having an affair with a janitor.

laura

These aren't nessicarily mine but...

My mom has this song, 'Mas tecila' or something like that, and after a while my brother started singing it. Only he sang, 'mas tequitos'. I thought the same song was, 'Mashed potatoes'. Opps...

Also my boyfriend's brother was singing a song one day that's called something like, 'Snake bite en-ter my ve-i-ns', but he was singing, 'Snape (like in harry potter) bite into my rad-i-a-tor.'

We all have hearing problems.

Snape potatoes!

When I was little, around 2 or 3, Nirvana's "Come As You Are" was pretty popular. For parts of the song, he sings "Memory-a". Well, my dad, being the clever guy he is, told me he was actually saying "Amberina" My name is Amber, and I always thought he was singing about me. It wasn't until I was about 12 or 13 when I looked up the lyrics and learned the truth.
I like my version better

Amberina

A while ago I was complaining to some people, who like Fall Out Boy, that FOB were hard to understand. I told them I only knew what they were saying 'cause someone told me. You know, the part that goes:

'We're going down town, and we're running around,
Sugar we're going down singing,
I'll be your number 1 with a bullet,
Na na na na na,
Cocking and bullet.'

I only got as far as running around before they stopped me, laughing. I'm glad they didn't hear the rest. hehe

P.S The real lyrics are:

'We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it'

Toto

Pave paradise, put up a f*** in life.

The real words are of course, 'Put up a parking lot'.

My friend thought it was, 'Put up with f*** in life'. :( Sounds better than mine.

Anon

My son was singing something to the tune of "La Cuckaracha", but it didn't quite sound right. I thought I'd teach him a little something and I said, "Do you know what La Cuckaracha means?". He looked at me funny and said, "Croctch?". All this time he had been singing, "Cro-o-o-o-othca! Cro-o-o-o-tcha!"

Heidi

When I was in highschool, I was singing along with the radio. They were playing that song by Phil Collins, I think it's called "Against All Ods." My best friend told me that when he said, "There's just an empty space," she thought he said, "The last child to match his face." She realized what the real lyrics were when I sang it.

keyboardplayer

Back when that song "How Bizarre" used to be popular, I used to think it was "Parmesan." I found out this wasn't the case when my mom and I were in the mall and it started to play, and I said, "not 'Parmesan' again!" Once my mom stopped laughing she corrected me. In my defense, I was 8 or 9 at the time :p

Anon

Being in the final year at school, we get a common room in school, where we can play our own music and stuff, although most of the other people in my year are into R&B and rap, and I'm, well... not. They keep on playing Christina Milian's 'AM to PM', and until today I was totally convinced that the part that goes:

'All the chicks and the fellas in the bars...'

actually went:

'All the chicks kick the fellas in the balls...'

Last time I try and sing along :P

Anon

Re the song "Brimful of asha". Recently heard my friend singing along, however she had slightly different lyrics. Hers were "Grim tooth basher". She's 27. However the same girl though that Madonnas "Like a virgin" was in fact "Like a bird king"

Karen