misheard lyrics

I used to believe that "Listen to your heart" by Roxette is actually "Listen to your mamma"! o_O

Neighbourino

on the radio there was a song .; 'walking on tne beaches looking for the pitzas'' There were no pitza huts on our beach and I felt hard done by and wished I was on the beach in the song.....seems the word is peaches.....

amber

I thought for years that the chorus to Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" were "If Papa don't breathe-I'm in trouble."

Glowworm

I used to be the BIGGEST Rick Springfield fan ever...and used to play his music over and over and over! One day, a little 5-year old who lived next door to me was singing outside while he was playing...the song sounded a lot like something I knew so I stopped to listen...Sure enough it was a Rick Springfield song "What Kind of Fool Am I?"...but my little guy? He was singing along quite lustily, but the words HE was singing was "What Kind of Food You Like?" I laughed for quite awhile after that...and it still makes me smile even to this day whenever I hear that song! : )

Anon

My fabulously gorgeous 4 year old sings ....
'Old McDonald had a fart,ee-i-ee-i-oh'
He also reckons theres a 'Little boy who lives down the drain''
But my 8 year old takes the biscuit....He reckons that....
'Poppadom Pete,I'm in't rubble deep,Poppadom Pete,I've been oozing sleet but I've made up my mind,I'm keeping my boobies,I'm gonna eat ma baby'
Scary huh?A mad buxom Northern Big-Crisp-Munching-Baby-Eating woman has been in some kind of construction site disaster.

Justine,Stirling,Scotland,

"Wooooman...take me in your arms...F**k me baby"
Er....apparently it's 'Rock me Baby'!!!!

Justine,Stirling,Scotland

There's a Joan Armatrading song called "The dealer". It contains the line, "I'm the dealer, and they want me for all, all I can give". I thought confused the words "I'm the dealer" with "Armadillo", and believed it to be a song about the illegal Armadillo trade.

Will

In "Do- A Deer", I misheard "Tea- a drink with jam and bread" as "Tea- a drink with German bread". But since German is the language spoken in Austria, it made perfect sense and thus I did not pay it a second thought.

Scandia

I used to think in the songs Call n Return by Hellogoodbye in the chorus when it says "say that you're into me" it was saying "satan is your enemy" I was like "Well, DUH!!!"

Anon

I used to think in Coming Undone by KoRn when it said "My brain is ticking like a bomb" it said his brain is "sticking like a bum." I was wondering... bums aren't very adhesive and even if they were, what was the one in this song sticking to?

Kara

I used to think that the Hawk Nelson song Things We Go Through when it says "He's got no sense of direction" it said "He's got a nuisance erection."

Anon

I thought that in the Destiny's child song girl went; "In your face, I can see the pain dont try to convince us that your NAPPING" I later found out it was "HAPPY"

m

I used to think the Dexys Midnight Runners song "Come on Eileen" was "Mohamed Ali" and I always wondered why they sang about it but I couldn't find out because I didn't know the title or who the band was...
So I just added it on my itunes as "Mohamed Ali" by "Watchamacallit" until I saw the show "100 greatest 1 hit wonders", I was so happy to finally find out what they were saying.

Nicole

The song 'Sway' by Bic Runga, goes like this

"Indeed, its time I tell you why, I say it's infinitely True..."

For years I was singing,

"Indeed, its time I tell your why, I say its in from the kitchen."

Sam

AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirty Cheap)" -- I always thought it was "Dirty Ds and the Thunder Chief".

Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" -- for some reason I thought Bob was singing, "The ants, my friend, the ants are blowing in the wind". Hmm..

JP

I used to watch a kids game show called Fun House when I was little, I though the theme went; "If you want it and you know it and you wanna play the game."
The words actually were; "Use your body and your brain if you wanna play the game."

M

In Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back We in work sing "Take it to the fridge" instead of "Take it to the bridge"

Sounds better we thought!

Diane