misheard lyrics

I thought the lyrics to Changes by David Bowie specifically the second verse "I watch the ripples change their size but never leave the stream of warm impermanence" as "I watch the nipples change their size but never leave the stream, I want another sandwich"

Anon

I thought until I was 11 years old that it was "Little Miss Muppet, Sat on a tub-pit, eating her Kurds and lye"

one who eats lye and Kurds

In the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer there is a line that goes "As they shouted out with glee". When my mom was little she used to sing "As they shouted out with Gleem". Gleem was a toothpaste brand back then. We still sing it this way just to tease her.

Anon

My parents were Folkies, and I REALLY murdered the beautiful, tragic"No More Songs" by Phil Ochs.I thought the line "he whithers on the beat, he's dying" was "the whale is on the beach, he's dying".I..gulp.. Sang it that way for years.

A whale of an error

When I first heard the Leonard Cohen song "Hallelujah" I misunderstood the line that goes "love is not a victory march" I thought it said "love is not a HIPPY march". Oops!

Anonymouse

In the song Bad Romance I thought "want your bad romance" was "watch out bad romance". I am 16 and i found this out recently.

Molly

In 2nd grade we sang a song for our winter concert, I don't remember what it was called but it had one line that went "With the flutes I'll play my balalaika". Well, after practice I heard a friend sitting next to me singing to themself "With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya". We still joke about it to this day whenever someone mentions a flute or a balalaika.

Anon

Beatles - Penny Lane
Actual lyrics:
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit up, meanwhile back

My lyrics:
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes.
Troll beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit up, three wild ducks.

Anon

When i first heard Lips are Moving, i thought she was singing "I gave you paste, you gave me sleep talk" until i found the real lyrics.

Anon

I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"

I used to believe

I used to think that partridge in a pear tree was "cartridge" in a pear tree(christmas song)

Erica

I used to think the song "all about that bass" by Megan Trainor was "all about that paste" and I thought she was singing about toothpaste!

Anon

In the little einsteins theme song, I thought they were singing "We're going in a trip in our favorite chocolate chip"

Brianna

In the song Jump by Van Halen, I used to think that they were singing "You got it top, I've seen the tub of soap 'round".

Pachisu

I thought the song Same Old Love by Selena Gomez was "Same old glove".

Trent

In the Avril Lavine song Complicated, I thought she was singing "You're never gonna find your blanket"

James

I used to believe the lyrics to Rupert Holmes' "Escape" were "if you like pina coladas, and getting cotton lorraine". I had no clear idea what "cotton lorraine" was, but I guessed it was some kind of facial.

Anon

When I was little I loved the song Love roller coaster by the Ohio players. I used to think when he says "a crazy ride now" was "eggs and rhyme now". I got the image of scrambled eggs whenever that part came on.

Anon