misheard lyrics

i used to think that fallout boy - sugar we're going down which goes "dont mind me im watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans, isnt it messed up how im just dieing to be him?"said "tell mummy im watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans, is it the next stop? oh im just dieing to be here!" i only realised the truth wen my workmate told me after i sang it while serving on tills in front of about 5 customers!

i also took a lot of convincing that will smith sang switch! i had no other suggestion of who it was, but it wasnt will smith

and it took me ages to understand that madonna in "like a prayer" and kelis in "milkshake" were using lots of imagery and not speaking literally! wasnt helped by the fact that kelis' video is in a milkshake place!

kerri

When i was in all region choir in 8th grade, the boys did a peice that said " i travel the muddy muddy banks of the low road" and i thought they were saying "the bunny bunny bangs" I started busting up during our concert and i got in touble.

Sarayha

Up until recently I was convinced that Micheal Jackson's "Don't stop till you get enough" went something like "Don't stop till you get to the bus stop". It was only when I was corrected a few weeks ago in the car by a friend that I realized my mistake. I'm now 25

Susan

"stefa raab" a famous german entertainer once said, that he believed for year the song "Every Time You Go Away" by Paul Young, says "Every time you go away you take a piece of MEAT with you" (i realy says "Every time you go away you take a piece of ME with you") - i laughed so hard, i couldn't breath...

Melle

You know that corny Winne the Pooh song that came out with the animated series in the late 80's? I think everyone has.

There's a line in there that goes...

"Wherever we go. Oh, won't you take me please...Pooh Bear, I gotta be there... it's me and it's you, a silly old Winnie the Pooh..."

Little me heard: "Wherever we go, no oh you tapey please... Pooh Bear I got a bee there... it's me and a shoe, a silly old Winnie the Pooh..."

All through the series, I had yet to see a happy, talking shoe and was confused why they mentioned him if they were never going to show him.

There's also a line in there that goes
"He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just... Pooh Bear...(ect.)

I heard: He's brown and he's fuzzy, I love em' because he's just..."

I got mad when I heard that line because Pooh Bear looked 100% orange to me. I thought the adults were just trying to test our color skills. I was seriously thinking about writing a letter to stop lying to us about Pooh Bear's color. When that didn't work, I just figured it was something wrong with my TV.

Ah... good times... good times...

Pooh Girl

My brother used to like singing Britney Spear's song 'Hit Me Baby', and he was once singing it and said Hit my baby one more time because thats how he thought the lyrics went! I cracked up laughing after that!

Jess

I use to believe in green days song, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams I thought "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me" was autally "My shadow's the only one that talks about me."
Funny.. I'd be sad if my shadow talked about me.

Zoe

My best friends used to believe that the word's from the band AQUA's song tunr back time went 'i would order steak for tonight' when they really sang 'i would stay for tonight.' She woundered for quiet a while why when they were turning back time why they would want to eat steak until one day when we were singing it to the radio and she heard me say the real words.

Al

I used to think that he said, "Fart on me," it that song. I don't know which song it is, but he's really saying, "Falls on me."

Anon

I used to think that the London Bridge song went "London's britches falling down" I always felt really bad for people named London who happened to be shopping or something whenever people sang that song.

Kara

My friend and I were listening to her iPod the other day and Savage Garden's "The Animal Song" came on. We got into the conversation about what we used to think the lyrics were. The actual lyrics are "I want to live, like animals". My friend used to think that it was "I want to live, like cannibals" and I used to think it was "I want to live, like cannonballs".

Aly

Some misheard lyrics by me:
The Hush Sound, A Dark Congregation: "Like a hundred sloths escaping" (Like a hundred souls escaping)
"I'm smaller bada gilto this" (I'm swallowed by the guilt of this)
"We are surrounded by all of the choir sleepers" (We are surrounded by all of the quiet sleepers"
The Hush SOund, Lions Roar:
"Don't look a damn" (Delicate dame)
"Into a know" (Into unknown)
THe Hush Sound- We Intertwined
"I was locked up never preached" (I was locked up never free)

Yea... :-S

Jesi

I used to believe that The Beatle's song I Wanna Hold Your Hand actually said,

"I wanna hold your band!"

Dumb...

Marcel-dizzle

I'm a die hard Radiohead fan, and for YEARS I thought that the song "Go to Sleep" went like this:

Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something WEIRD is gonna happen
Over my dead body

Someone SAW someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body

I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me

We don't wanna monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down

I'm gonna go to sleep
And let this wash all over me
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me


REAL LYRICS:
Something for the rag and bone man
Over my dead body
Something big is gonna happen
Over my dead body

Someone's son or someone's daughter
Over my dead body
This is how I end up getting sucked in
Over my dead body

I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash all over me

We don't wanna wake monster taking over
Tiptoe round tie him down
We don't want the loonies taking over
Tiptoe round tie them down

May pretty horses
Come to you
As you sleep
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me

Oops...:-X

Dummy

Up until recently I thought the words to the Slade song that goes ' We'll go wild wild wild' were ' we'll go waah waah waah.

Heather

When I was a child, we used to sing "Row, Row, Row your boat" all the time. I used to think the last line was "Life is butter beans" instead of "Life is but a dream".

theresa

I swear to this day the the Hot Hot Heat song, Running Out Of Time, has potty lyrics.
He really says "I'm galloping off to meet my bride to be." I SWEAR he says "I can't open up to me my butt to pee". LISTEN TO IT!!!!

Open your butt