misheard lyrics

In Stereophonics' "Have a Nice Day" I was convinced Kelly Jones was telling everyone to "Have a drink of cheese". I'm still not entirely sure what it is!

Danny

In the Eminem song 'Evil Deeds' there's a line that goes:

'Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whining about his millions and his mansion'

But I thought it went 'whining about his millions and his pants'.

Maddy

For "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, I misheard

"I really really really wanna zigazigah!"

as

"I really really really wanna sing you this song!".

But my version makes A LOT more sense. So I still sing it like that. And people say "So THAT'S how it goes!".

Scandia

I used to think the lyrics to "Alive And Kicking" by Simple Minds, went "I like the kinky...the kinky of your luvin'"

chinomike

I always thought in the Weird Al song, "The Night Santa Went Crazy" the line that went, "And he slashed up poor Dasher just like Freddy Krueger!" went "And he dressed up poor Dasher just like Freddy Krueger!"
I always wondered who Freddy Krueger was, and why being dressed why him was such a bad thing.

Anon

when i heard 'cuz i can' by pink for the first time i thought the lyrics were:

so I'll cash my cheques and face my fans
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fine because
I live a life of sin

though they say So I'll cash my cheques and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin

Pinkie

In the song "Summer Nights" from Grease, when they said "Tell me more, tell me more.", I thought they really said "Tell me boy, tell me boy."

I thought it was strange that the female voices sang "Tell me boy, tell me boy, like, does he have a car?"...

Amanda

I used to think that the lyrics in the chorus for "Lay Down Sally" were actually "Ice Cream Salad".

My friend thought they were singing "Ghost Eraser" in the Speed Racer cartoon song. "Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Ghost Eraser, Go!"

Anon

The Robert Palmer song "Addicted to Love" I misheard it as " might as well accept it, your a dickhead to love"

Rob, Bootle

My ickle sister used to sing karma chameleon like this ' coma, coma, coma, coma, coma to me leanne' coz leanne is her name lol.
and the bit that goes 'i'm a man, without conviction, she would make us all laugh by singing her version which was 'i'm a man, ain't got no knicks on'

Rob, Bootle

In the movie "The Little Mermaid," when Ariel sings the song "I Want to be Where the People Are," there is a line that actually goes "bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to run."

I used to think they were saying, "Pregnant women sick of swimming ready to run."

Kelly Dowlin

i used to think that the michael jackson song, billie jean, that the chorus was
billie jean is not my lover
shes just a gal dat says that i am da 1
but the king is not my son

sarah

Until just now, I always believed that in Fall Out Boy's song 'Sugar We're Going Down', instead of saying 'wishing to be the friction in your jeans' I always thought it said 'wishing to be the freak s**t in your dreams'. Makes me laugh.

Eliza

When I was a kid my eldest sister used to be mad on the Bay City Rollers and was always playing one particular song called Shang-a-Lang, the thing is I used to call it the rude song because all the kids at school used to sing Shag_a_Lad and I really believed this was the title of the actual song.

Mazzy J5

I always used to think that in the song "you sexy thing" by Hot Chocolate, the opening words were 'I believe in Michael' instead of the real words which are 'I believe in miracles' crazy I know.

Body Worshipper

When two of my brothers were younger they insisted "Two turned tables and a microphone" was actually "Ding dong diddles and a microphone"

I always knew they weren't too bright.

Valerie