misheard lyrics

When I was little I thought the song Venus said "I'm the penis you're the vagina... Its your desire." I thought it was a nasty song and felt bad dancing to it. I never understood how it was ok to like it. I didn't know the real words until I was 19 or so. Eeeek!
P.S. I thought Madona was always singing about me and knew who I was.

alildevastation

In one of the pokemon songs "catch me if you can" they sing,
"It's time to show you what I'm all about"

I actually thought they sang,
"It's time to show you what I mumified"

Anon

Okay it's me again (the digimon freak peson)... apart from the here we go embarresment... in the theme song of digimon they sing

"Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions!"

I actually thought they said,

"Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon Garlic Champions!"

Anon

The song Blue (Da Be Dee) song by Eiffel 65 they actually sing "I'm blue da ba dee da ba dai" or something... I actually first thought they sang, "I'm blue I'm a deed, I'm a diet"

Anon

I used to be a digimon freak when I was a kid... and in one of the songs they sing, "gonna make your plans and fly"

...

amazingly I heard, "I think my plant just died"

Anon

Everybody's familiar with the Lion King and The Lion King 2. In the lion king 2 there is a song called 'Inupendi' or something which has something to do with love (i forgot the meaning) when I was a kid I always thought they said, 'In your pantie'.

While in the Lion King (the first one) at some point where Rafiki chants some weird stuff I actually heard him say "Stuffed banana up his arse"

Anon

I used to believe the song lyrics from Eiffel 65's song Blue went :

I'm blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
If I was green I would die da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
Aberdeen are so shite da-ba-de-dee-da-ba-di
If I was green I would die da-ba-dee-da-ba-di

Yeah, the first line was right. I think the lyrics can be attributed to the fact that my family are Rangers Football Club supporters, and I heard my uncle singing the song, so when I heard it on the radio, I naturally assumed my uncle's lyrics were the correct ones. How wrong I was.

I also got into trouble singing it at my school disco. It was at Primary school, and there were Celtic supporters (i.e the green half of Glasgow).

Massive footballing rivalries such as Rangers v Celtic always cause a lot of fighting, thank God my singing didn't cause some.

Dancing Penguin

Just today (I'm 15), I realized that I've been sinigng the song "She's a Must to Avoid" all wrong. I've been singing "She's a Muscular Boy!"

Idiot

the song "pour some sugar on me" resung as "welcome to the number!"

ridiculous, i know

Anon

i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"

d.a.

I used to think Without Me by Eminem contained these lyrics:

"A little bit of wee mixed with some hot liquor"

It actually says:

"A little bit of weed mixed with some hot liquor"

Antony

I used to think that Madonna's Song where she's sings "do you love me", I thought she was singing "Annie Oakley"- It might of been because of the western outfit she was wearing, who knows!

V.C.R

up til recently when i watched CSIi wud go really crazy
i thought the lyrics were
oooooooohhhhhhh Holly ou ou
until i listened 2 my mates i-pod. The lyrics are who are you? who? who?(sumthing like that)
BUT im 16 and my names holly now my mates call me blonde

Holly

I was about 15 when the song Video Killed the Radio Star was hot. I could not understand what this song was all about. Of course, I knew what a radio star was, because i had astronomy as a hobby. And a video was a device to record tv shows.
The English lyrics were truely incomprehensible to me, although at the time i accepted the fact that it's ok for lyrics not to make much sence.

Willem

The first line in Queen's 'I want it all' is
Adventure seeker.
But I always thought it said
Adventure seagull.
I can still picture the seagul in an Indiana Jones Costume. he he.

Charleymac

'Run Run Away' by slade. a song i had a bit of a mix up with.

If you've got a crush, don't beat about the bush.
I thought it said
I'f you've got a crush don't be an octopus

Octopus

Somebody to love by queen actually says the line
'I spend all my years in believing you'
it is NOT
'i spit on my ears and believe in you'
like i used to think.
oops.

CharleyMac

I Used To Believe that in the nursery rhyme "One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow" the man was actually travelling to a place called 'Mowameddo.'

Charley McKenzie

i strangley sang to the strokes reptillia with the following words
the room is on fire with cheese sticks in her hair

when we all know that its
the room is on fire as she's fixing her hair

oh how fun it would be if he did sing my version

Anon

I used to believe in the pink floyd song another brick in the wall, instead of them saying "all in all your just another brick in the wall" they were saying "all in all you just a fellow breakin the law"

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