misheard lyrics

my younger brother was singing to the christmas song "silver bells" and he sung it as "silver bears"

Liz

Im Blue by Eiffel 45... my cousin use to think it was "Im blue, if i was green I would die"

Tu Madre

I don't know what the song is called, but the dude says "Excuse me while i kiss the sky"
I always thought he said "Excuse me while i kiss this guy"

Lemon Jelly

In the song "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", I thought that instead of being destined to "go down in history", he would "go down and hit the reith"

paul

When my sister was little she used to think BTO's song, Takin' Care of Business, was called Takin Care of Pidgeons. We had them play it at her wedding and everytime they came to the chorus the DJ turned down the sound and we all shouted at her "Takin Care of Pidgeons"

Chris

My friend Cindy's mom thought the Beatles song Lucy in the Sky with diamonds said "the girl with colitis goes by " rather than "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

jjflamingo

Once I was listening to theradio in the 80's and I heard a kid call and request Rock me in my Desk (Rock me Amadeus)

jjflamingo

when i was little i used to believe that Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" was "Biggie G she's not my lover..." and noone could convince me otherwise!!!! :)

Anon

I used to think that AC/DC's song "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)" said...

Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief!

shaneaproductions

When I was small I used to watch The Land Before Time a lot. The theme song is 'If We Hold on Together'. Some of the lyrics are:

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

I somehow heard those lyrics (with a mangled tune to match) as:

Blazing motels
One thousand is the total
Waltzing at once
And we'll do it again

I believed this for a very long time. I knew it never made sense but accepted it as fact anyway.

Katy

Up until about 1 minute ago, for the past couple of years i thought Macy Gray's song sang: I try to say goodbye and i choke, i try to walk away and i stumble, though i try to hide it its clear i blow bubbles when u r not here - - - when the last line was actually: my world crumbles when u r not here!!! *idiot* lol

Samantha

When I was young I had a friend who was sining the Sting tune "King of Pain", except he kept saying "King of SPAIN"

JJflamingo

Actual lyrics to Edward McCaine's "Ill Be": I'll be your crying shoulder, I'll be love's suicide."
I heard "I'll be love's silver sigh." I like my lyrics better.

Debi

I thought Robert Palmer was singing, "She's a man, there's no other way to go!" in Simply Irrisistable.

The correct lyric is "She's all mine, there's no other way to go".

Sin D

I thought the first line to the Starspangled Banner was "Oh say can you see
By the donzer lee light?"

I figured a donzer was a lamp or something.

Sin D

Gorrilaz one of my favorites,I thought one part,at the begining "City's breaking down on a camels back" but I heard "santa's breaking down on a camels back" and the repeating part "Windmill,Windmill of the land" I heared "Women,Women on the land

alexa_ren

Until a couple of months ago i used to think the song "girls on film" was "girls on wheels" why? i dunno!

catcatcatcattttttt

My Daughter sings onlong to Gwen Stefani's 'What you waiting for'
with............' What you wedding for ' !!

Anon

When I was younger I used to think that the song line "Mind the music and the step and with the girls be handy" in Yankee Doodle Dandy was "Someday when you're walking by the girls may come in handy."

loli

I think it was either me or my sister that used to sing Baa Baa black sheep with these alternative lyrics;
And one for the little boy who lived down the DRAAAAAYN!

Brandy