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i used to think that in the christmas carrol "the 12 days of X-Mas,that instead of 3 French Hens,it said 3 Flinch Kids...i know it dont make sinse but dont ask.

steph-dayton
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I used to think the song "Hang on sloopy" was "hang on snoopy"

gina
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My mum used to the think the song 'Horny' by Mousse T went 'I'm forty, forty forty forty'.

H
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That song that goes' You got the hooch', I thought they were saying 'You got the pooch'. I thought they were singing about some girl who has a dog.

Maddy
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In Duran Duran's "The Reflex", I thought that "I'll cross that bridge when I find it was "I'll slap that bitch when I find it." I coudn't hear what "cross" was, but "bridge" definitely sounds like "bitch" to me.

Fle-fle-fle-fle-flex
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We used to think Kirsty Mc Call's Theirs a Guy Works Down the Fishshop swears he's Elvis, He's a liar and I'm not sure about You.- was-There's a guy works down the fish shop wears his helmet, he's alive but I'm not sure about you.

sarah
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Before I knew it's title, I thought the song This Year's Love had the line "This here's lovin' at-a last" instead of This year's love had better last.

Ms. M.
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that snoop doggs song drop it like its hot goes" i got my polio on and im going up to god "when it was" i got the rolly on my arm and im pourin chandon"

lex
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In the Lion King, I used to think that Simba was saying "We don't eat some rice or little corn filled core of star" instead of "We don't need advice from little hornbills for a start", and I always thought that stars had corn inside them until I looked up the lyrics

Ninde
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My mom used to think that the Crystal Gayle song went "Just call me Angel in the morning baby, just brush my teeth before you leave me... darling!" However, it is "just touch my cheek before you leave me..."

tulip_angel
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In a country song by Crystal Gale that had a line in it that said "Don't it make my brown eyes blue", my Dad and I would sing, "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue."

Ginger
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Remember "Crazy for You" by Madonna?
I heard "two by two their bodies become one" as "two by two their bodies decompose". As I was not quite 10, I thought this was the nastiest thing I had ever heard!

Felicity Shagwell
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In Fleetwood Mac's song "On the Edge of Seventeen" I thought the lyrics were:

Just like a wild wingdah
Sings a song sounds like she's singing
Ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh.

I always wondered what a "wild wingdah" looked like - I imagined it was a large bird with enormous brightly colored wings. Guess I had a good imagination :)

Wild Wingdah fan
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You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"

Anna
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For ages I think I and many others thought that Kenny Rogers sung "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with 300 children and a croc in the field".

Actually "3 hungry children and a crop in the field" I believe it was.

Gif
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The song I was taught when I was little was:

Mare's eat Oats
and Does eat Oats
and Little Lambs eat ivy,
A kid will eat ivy too
wouldn't you?

This is what I would always sing, thinking the words:

Marsey Dotes and Dosey Dotes
and little lamsey divey
A kiddley divey doo
Wouldn't you?

I could never understand what it meant but never really questioned it, until I became much older and met up with someone who thought the same thing. After talking about it we came to the conclusion "Oh! So those are the words!"

Tod
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There's a Dixie Chicks song that goes, "I want to grow something wild and unruly"

I heard it as "I want to grow something wild, Anna Nooly"

This entire time I've been wondering who Anna Nooly was and why the singer was telling her that. O___o;;

Laurel
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Well, this is mum's rather than mine!

NEWeiz, she thought that 'The Hardest Button to Button' by The White Stripes went 'The Hardest ******* Toboggan'.

Before she told me this, I knew the correct words, but now when I hear it, I always think of Mum and smile to myself! XD

e.sel
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I believed the words to the nursery rhyme were:

It's raining, It's puring
the old man is snoring
He went to bed
with a bucket on his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.


Max
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I used to believe that Elvis sang " she rode a pony" instead of "she wrote upon it" in the song return to sender, I always imagined the girl sitting in a farm and riding her pony to return the letter as soon as she got it!

ruth
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