misheard lyrics

When I heard the Beatles song "Michelle," I thought the Beatles were singing Michelle, my bell. Then I found out it was ma bell. Of course I didn't know French!

Anon

David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"

Santa Puncher

when i was a kid, i heard I Never Promised You A Rose Garden, and for the longest time, i thought she was singing to a garden. i could never understand why she would say such a thing to a garden!

frank

In the Titanic Theme tune that celine dion sung, when she says 'and my heart does go on', i thought she used to sing and my hot dogs go on!

billy

The Killers line "my affection comes and goes" - I always believed it was "my erection comes and goes".

Nice.

amy

My mum used to believe the lyrics to OPM's 'Enola Gay' were 'I know you're gay'.

She thought it was a very odd song.

Anon

When I was a kid I would sing " I know I'll never lie or steal again" but the correct lyrics were.. "I know I'll never love this way again".

Lola

Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
"Oh, Harry can't mate
He knows it's too late
As he's stalking, oh my..."

Santa Puncher

Run DMC feat. Aerosmith - Walk This Way
"Balk this hay!"

Santa Puncher

"Christmas time
mistletoe and brine..."

Santa Puncher

Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."

Santa Puncher

"It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in fights and we banish gays
And in our world of plenty
We can spread exile of gays
Throw tomatoes at the world, at Christmas time!"

Santa Puncher

"Sex me up, before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a ho-ho!"

Whore-whore

When I first heard Lindsay Lohan's song "Over" from my CD, I thought the first line of the lyrics was 'I watched the world around me crumble' then my friend corrected me that is was 'I watched the walls around me crumble'

Anon

In that Frankie Goes to Hollywood song, 'Relax', I used to think that he sang...

Relax
Don't do it,
When you want to suck a Chewit

I only realised it wasn't this when I looked on a lyrics website the other day.

Frankie Stays at Home

I used to believe that in Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas? song thay sung, "At Christmas time
there's no need to be afraid,
At Christmas time
We let in fights and we banish gays..."
I was horrified at this and refused to go outside at Christmas in case I got involved in a fight...

Santa Puncher

My ex yused to think "Poetry in Motion" was "Oh a tree in motion"

Anon

In Weird al's version of Bohemian Rhapsody where it really said "Mama,just killed a man.put a gun against his head,pulled the trigger now he's dead" was"Mama,just killed a man.Put a gun against his head,for my N*gger now is dead"I thought to myself"wow,he is racist. then i was put in line,and i sing the whole thing right now!and i am 10.

Big ears,no sense.

I used to think the lyrics to the song "Shout" (when I heard it sung by Edith Bowman on Celebrity Fame Academy, I have a copy of that) went

"I still remember when I used to be your nineties whore"

Instead of

"I still remember when you used to be nine years old"

I could not understand why a 15 year old would sing such a thing - especially seeing as the nineties had not happened when it was released!

Abbie

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