misheard lyrics

Simon and Garfunkle "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" says:
You dont have to be coy Leroy

I thought it said:
You dont have to be corduroy (like the pants or the kids book)

Stephanie

My friends' 2 young boys love dancing to "James Bond" - err it's the Tom Jones version of "Sex Bomb". Has me & my partner in fits each time we see it.

RogerS

The first couple of times that I heard INXS' Suicide Blonde, I thought for sure they were singing "Super Salad Bar" instead of suicide blonde.

terri

My 4 year old little cousin sing this song by Donnie Mcklerkin- Fire fall on Me and this song by Nelly Hot in heeerrree.


Real version #1 - Fire, Fire Fire, Fire fall on Me......

Real version#2- Its getting hot in here so take off all your clothes, I am getting so Hot I can take my clothes off...

Hers- Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire fall on me, It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes I am getting so hot, I can take My own off.

Chane

When i was little my dad listened to this gospel group called commissioned( he still does) I love one of their songs, I sang it " I don't like pain and I dont like beer, But Lord i want to be more sincere....., the real words " I dont like pain and I don't like fear but Lord i want to be more sincere

Chane

"Dirty D's and the dung-dirt chief" is what my child brain heard when I should of been hearing "Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheep!" Wow...no one ever corrected me until I was much older and should of known better...what the heck is a "dug dirt chief"?

Hannah

The Duran-Duran song ....Rio....I heard "her name is Rio and she doesn't understand" rather than "her name is Rio and she dances in the sand" couldn't figure out why this girl didn't understand her name...

Hannah

When that "What a girl wants" song by Christina Aguilera came out, I thought the lyrics that were "Whatever makes me happy sets you free" was "Whatever makes me having sex, you three". I believed it for a long time until I actually read the lyrics.

Sweet6083

I used to think that the song Funk Soul Brother used to be Fucked on Rubber

Anon

"Bingo Chair and a Rhino" instead of "Big Old Jet Airliner."

"Blinded by the light...Revved up like a douche I got a boner in the night" instead of...what the heck are they saying?

"Super Salad Bar" instead of "Suicide Blonde"

"Secret Asian Man" instead of "Secret Agent Man"

Anon

you know that catchy song somebody told me by the killers? well a part of it goes:
"Pace yourself from me
I said maybe baby please
But I just don't know now"

and i thought it was
"raise your hand for me
i said maybe baby please
im just a loner"

whoops, a little off, huh?

stupid killers fan

I always thought the Kenny Roger's "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille" song said "four hundred children and a crop in the field" (instead of four hungry children). I thought it was a little bit over the top to have a story with quite so many children!

Kim NZ

I don't know quite where I got it, but, in the song "All For You" by Sister Hazel, I hear, "Toucan Sam, it's all for you." Follow your nose, kids, follow your nose.

Oinky

You know that song "We Built This City on Rock and Roll"? Well, I always thought the line, "Marconi plays the mamba," was "My pony plays the mamba." I like it better my way.

Oinky

My boyfriend always thought the song in the film Greece said "I got shoes, thet're multiplying" He imagined a wardrobe with hundreds of shoes spilling out!

Viv

white room, eric clapton.
i swear he said 'that's one dickhead.'
never occured to me about a platform ticket til i just read someone else misheard it...

sk8rchick

I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"

Malcolm Lover

My friend's little brother, Drew, thought the song "You're the One that I Want" from Grease was "You're the one in the boat".

Patty

In the Brittany Spear's song my daughter thought she said, "My onlyness is healing me, I must confess I silly leave, when your not with me I use my mind this is a sign, don't hit me baby one more time." She was five at the time!

momof3girls