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in that song "macho man" I always thought they said "nacho man!" hahah
I always was like.. why would you want to be a nacho man?? O.o
hey .. hey .. hey hey hey nacho nacho man I want to be a nacho man

anoymous
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i've been friends with my friend since we were both in diapers. her mom would always listen to music in the car. there was this one song, i dunno who its by, but it goes "goin to the chapel and we're gonna get married". for the longest time, i thought the lyrics went "goin to the checkbook and we're gonna get buried". it wasnt until i went to a wedding reception when i was 13 that my cousin corrected me.

Buried with the checkbook..
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When I was little my sister was singing the Macy Gray song that goes "I try to say goodbye an i choke, i try to walk away and i stumble". But only since a year ago i had always sung,"I try to walk away and i flamboke!!!" Dont ask me why!?!?!

Anon
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There's a line in 'White Room' by Eric Clapton which says 'Platform ticket'. I always thought it was 'Kurt Von D**khead'. Thought it was an anti Nazi statement or something like that.

JJ
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Bob Marley
i shot the sheriff but i didn't shoot the deputy....

I shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the refugee

How cool am I?

Bo Jarry
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I used to think that the lyrics for AC/DC's "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" were "Dirty deeds in the Dunder Jeep." I thought the "dunder jeep" was a cross between a jeep and a dune buggy, and pictured these people driving around in it committing crimes. I don't think I realized the proper lyrics until I was almost 20.

juicy_fruit_kisses, Canada
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I thought "Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy" was Maresie doats and dozie doats and little lambsie divey. I just figured it out about 5 years ago and I'm 54. Little slow on the uptake!

Old and Stupid
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i cant remember the song it went something like i think it is i belive in miracles but i alway thought it went

i belive in macrels (a fish) where you from you sex the pain.

it actully goes
i belive in miracles, where you from you sexy thing.

oh well the mic has been taken for years.

ben
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Simon and Garfunkle "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" says:
You dont have to be coy Leroy

I thought it said:
You dont have to be corduroy (like the pants or the kids book)

Stephanie
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Me and my friends were making fun of the song "Collide". and instead of singing "When you and I... Collide" we would sing, "When you and I... and Clyde" Well, my one friend sang it that way when she was listening to it on the radio with her mom, and now her mom thinks that's how it goes, so now her mom sings about clyde all the time!

Anon
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When I was young, naive, and didn't know every rock band smoked something I thought "Don't fear the reaper" was "Don't feel the reefer."

Stupid reefer...
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My step sister used to believe the words to "Home On the Range" were:

"Home, home on the range, when the deer sat on the bench."

J
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i had always known that jesse mccartney's song was called "beautiful soul", but somehow i never made the connection...i always thought that he sang "i want you and you're beautiful, so..." i like the song but why the so? i just figured out like a week ago that it's "your beautiful soul".

look at the title!
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there is a song..i don't know by whom. but the chorus is like..." it's a violent pornography. choking chicks and sodomy" my stupid boyfriend thought it was.." it's a violent pornography. drunken chicks inside of me" he is so cute.

katie
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One time me and my mom were driving in the car and i was listening to "pawn shop" by sublime, i think. And she flipped out and turned it off because she thought it had said "down here at the porn shop" instead of "down here at the pawn shop"

haha porn shop
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My friend used to think where it says, "making spirits bright," in jingle bells was:
"making pirates rise."

and about three seconds ago, she thought it was, "making spirts rise," and i thought it was, "making spirits high,"
very much to our surprise, we were BOTH wrong!! hahaha

J master and 'J' lexie
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when i first heard kelly clarksons miss independant i thought the chorus went

what happened to my cinnamin bun

but it really went
what happened to miss independant

KeLsIe n AsH RoX 06
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when i was a kid, my grandma used to wash my hair for me and she used to sing "Today" to me. it so happened that the shampoo i was using then was "wella blassom", so for a long time, I thought my grandma was praising the shampoo since i mistook "Today, while the blossoms" as "today, wella blassom"

Erin
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My sister and I have always loved to sing in the car - and in the early 80's when we used to sing along to the song "True" by Spandau Ballet (from 16 candles soundtrack), we thought it said

I no dis machis choo (in the chorus)
when it really says "I know this much is True"

tb
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In the early 90's my aunt Chris thought that the song by EMF entitled "Unbeleivable" really said -
You're ugly boy
where it says "You're unbelievable, OH!"
hahahaha

tb
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