misheard lyrics

1) I thought the Pink Floyd's wall went as "No dogs or cats in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm...."
2) And that ACDC's "dirty deeds done dirt cheap "went there it is thunder cheif"?

anon

When the song "Dumb" of Nirvana came out, my friend Pedro used to think that the final parts of the lyrics was Kurt Cobain repeting "Africa No", and he started to think Nirvana were racists on that song, when, actually Kurt Cobain was singing "I Think I'm Dumb".

David

When my son was small, whwnever the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille" came on the radio he would say..I hate that song!..one day I asked why & he said..cause his wife left him with 400 children ^ crops in the field!!..the lyrics are.... 4 hungry children...I'll never forget that to this day!!

Helen

To the BeeGee's Night Fever - for years I thought the lyrics were "In ninety-ninety-nine, we'll know how to do it..." instead of "Night Fever, Night Feee-verr..."
I just assumed they were singing about the millenium party

George

i used to think sting's song, the one that went "i'm an alien, an illegal alien, im an englishman in new york" said "i'm a jamaican in new yorK".. funny he didnt sound jamaican to me....

julia penn

When I was fairly young, (probably around 5) I used to think the lyrics to the Madonna song "Express Yourself" were: "Make music, slap your dead baby"...imagine my parents suprise when they heard me singing those lyrics as apposed to the real ones: "Make him express himself, baby"

Kelly

I used to think that the really old song lyric "You're not the only one with mixed emotions" was "You're not the only one who lives in the ocean," until one day my mom was in the same room as me and it was on the radio. I started singing it and she laughed at me and corrected me...

Darlin

My auntie Karen used to think that the lyrics to Adam & the Ants 'Prince Charming' was in fact 'Drink Champagne'
Also in the song 'Happy birthday' by Altered Images the lyrics 'if I were you - if I were you' were in fact 'Irish stew - Irish stew'.
Absolutely hilarious !!!!!!!!!

cole

Singing along with Kenny Rodgers' "Lucille", I sang "400 children and a crop in the field". After Mom stopped laughing, she said "No wonder she left!".

wierdoslam

I used to think the lyrics to Sade's song, "Smooth Operator" were: "Fool of the red eye" instead of smooth operator. But hey, she's hard to understand sometimes!

Aleigh

This one belongs to my dear old dad. This occurred years ago, when the group "Fine Young Cannibals" was popular (in the 80's). Anyway, he thought their song "Good Thing" was called "Guilty" and he used to sing "Guilty" really loud while we were in the family van! What a goober!

Denise

my 5 yr. old neice thinks that the song Senorita, by Justin Timberlake goes " senorita if feel for you, you feel a face that you don't have to."
When it is actually, " You deal with things that you don't have to. "
She just sang it a laughed so hard.

ADR

me and a friend of mine used to think that the lyrics to the
darkness'song 'i believe in a thing called love' were:
i believe in a thing called love, just suck into the rhythm of my car instead of:
i believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart....
we still sing it our way!

rachel

Actually-my friend Nicole's belief-we started working together and that Billy Idol song "Eyes Without A Face" came on the radio at work and she sang along- how's about a date? instead.-I snickered and she asked me what was so funny-and if those were the wrong words. I told her I was laughing because they were the wrong words and also because I quite often do the same thing. We have been best friends now for over 10 years!!

Candace

at primary school me and some friends thought ace of bace's song wnet "i shot the sun" instead of "i saw the sign"

mr chips

The real chorus to Smooth Criminal is "Annie you ok, your ok, your ok Annie"

What I heard: "Annie rogaine, rogaine, rogaine Annie."

I was thinking he was tactfully trying to tell the girl that she had a bald spot. Age was a smooth criminal and had stolen her hair.

Texas Rocky

When my sister and I were in the car the song, "How Bizzare" came on. We thought it was saying, "Help is on." It wasn't until a couple weeks later I called her and let her know I found out the real words.

Suzie

When I was about 4, my dad would play travis tritt songs all the time. There is a song (T-R-O-U-B-L-E) I thought he was saying "tea all over you baby)

Jerrica

I thought in Elton John's Levon, the song said "Count the head-locks on the highway" instead of head-lights.

Mark W.

That song that goes "Please don't go. Don't go. I'm begging you to stay." when I was little I thought he was saying "Read the book. The book! I'm begging you to say."

Anon