misheard lyrics

My mother believed for many years that in "Bohemian Rapsody" the line "spare him his life from this monstrosity" was "spare him his life for his one sausagey". She also thoust that "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" was "Beelzebub has a devil for a side-board-ee".

Anon

for years i thought whitesnake's here i go again went "the lovely stream of 3 degrees" when its really "the lonely street of dreams" god i feel dumb...

lynn

My boyfriend thought that the Leann Womack song entitled "I Hope You Dance" went "I love you Dan". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard

Stephanie

a lil boy told me the words to the Zephyer song by the Chilis was "fly away on my surf board"

Anon

i was at a Barenaked Ladies concert, (it's not what you think, they're all guys and the name is just a joke)with my dad. we were sitting parallel to the band and rather far away. In one of their songs, "Helicopters" i believe, the repeatedly sing the lyrics "I'll be leaving soon, yeah I'll be leaving soon" my dad thought it was "I believe in silk" when we got home my mom asked how the concert was and my dad just said: "It was really good. BEtter than i thought it would be. But what the heck is "I believe in silk?"

ME (no really, those are my initials)

I used to think that in the Britney Spears song Everytime that when she said "i see your face, you're haunting me" that she was saying "i see your face, you're f***ing me"

Silly Girl

in the offspring song "bad habit" they say "take him out" kind of muffled. my friends and i always used to think it sounded more like "drink your milk" and wrote a corresponding parody.

tony

My 2 daughters thought the words were "two Pop Tarts" when they were actually "two of hearts", around 1990, by (I think) Tiffany.

"Shaniquah"

When I first heard Culture Club, I thought the title of the song was: "Become a Comedian".

Anon

After hearing a Robbie Williams song, i cant remember which one it was, i was most confused. 'Shake your ass, come over here' in my mind somehow turned into 'shake your askum over here' I was so confused until I finally plucked up the courage and asked my mum what an askum was. she started laughing hysterically. Then I realised. Im still teased.

Anon

A friend in high school used to think the Top Gun song by Kenny Loggins was "Highway to the Danger Shower" - really.

Anon

As a child I just loved Pink Floyd's "Another brick in the wall" One time, my big brother told me they didn't sing "We don't need no education", but "no ejaculation". I was very confused about what kind of pervent band they are...

Szrek

When the Rolling Stones first came out with the song 'Angie' I thought they were singing 'I ain't dead, I ain't dead'. Just try it - you might think so too!

hard of hearing

In the song "Time of my Life" from Dirty Dancing, the song says "so we take eachother's hand, cause we seem to understand the urgency".... and I thought for the longest time that they said "we seem to understand the earth and sea." I thought it might be some kind of earthy, new age, hippie thing about understand nature because they are inlove... or vice versa.. ok maybe I just don't know anything.

Emily

Always thought that Free "Alright Now" were singing "let's move before they raise the F*cking rates" mmmmmm.

Lucy

My brother use to think that "Shameless" by Garth Brooks use to go ~I'm Shaving~ instead of the right lyrics going ~I'm Shameless~ he didn't figure out what he was saying until he was 15

RACHEL

A very god friend of mine used to sing "when the ocean meets the sky, I'll be staling. Instead of "when the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing. We were coming down the highway, 3 of us and she is shouting at the top of her lungs with the radio blaring singing the wrong word. My other friend and I died laughing

still laughing

While in college a tori amous song came on the radio i couldnt figure out the words, a friend told me they were "got a big dick?" for months thats what i was singing until another friend pointed out that shes actually singing "got to be big" how mortifing is that? ;)

Anon

When I was about 5, I thought the lyrics to the song "Aquarius", by The 5th Dimension, said "Angels aquarium" instead of "Age of Aquarius"

theni

I used to think the line in Green Day's when i come around was "sell donuts at my door" instead of "so don't knock down my door"
I still think it sounds like donut.

megan