misheard lyrics

Eurythmics, I think, I was abiut 9 or so,
one song has the sentence: "You place a chill in my heart" I always heard: "You replace Jim in my heart"

Jen

Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
"We´re caught in a trap, we can´t walk out,..."
I heard:
"We call it fraud, we can´t walk out,..."
still sing it like that, too.

joana

I always thought that the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" by Aerosmith was really "Do Just Like A Lady." I figured that the lead singer had seen a really hot girl and was saying something along the lines of "now that's what I call a lady."

I think I was in high school when I figured out it was about drag queens.

Dana

Remember the song "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"... I always thought it was a cherry in the sky, and blamed Sesame Street.

I still think I'm right.

bethie

While playing in the sandbox one afternoon, I convinced my cousin Kelly that "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer was *not* "Addicted to Love", but "A Tic-Tic-Tic Love." I also thought that "Bring Me a Higher Love" was actually "Bring Me a Pile of Gold", which made much more sense to me at the time.

Cookie

I used to think that the song Manic Monday was really "A Man named Monday." The whole song didn't make much sense, as far as i know, so I think it fits quite nicely.

k

My daughter was 3 when Billy Ray Cirus had the number one hit "Achy Breaky Heart". She had a very hard time with her "r's", every "r" souded like a "w". Wehre we live they have a penny drive sponsored by a local country music station. We were at one of the penny drive locations and the DJ asked her to sing her favorite song...she did it like this"don't tell my hawt, my cwanky, cwanky hawt. You just need a rubberband..."

Leah

Up until about a month ago I always thought the line "Would she go down on you in a theatre?" in the song "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette was "Would she go down on your in a future"

Theatre makes much more sense if you ask me, Thanks Stimey!

Pandy

After first hearing Missy Elliots "Get your freak on". My dad would walk around the house singing..."GET YOUR FREE GOLD!" Obviosly my poor old dad has never got his freak on... but he would like some free gold if Missy's giving it away!

Sam Baws

Bananarama's song "Love in the First Degree" has a line that goes; "Only you can set me free, 'cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be" which I always thought was "'cause I'm guilty, guilty as a coco bean"! Why?.........Why would a coca bean ever be guilty of anything!

Sabrina

When my younger sister was about 5 she misheard "Sad Sweet Dreamer" - she thought they were singing "sexy people, it's just one of those things you put down to experience". Well maybe it is, but I'm sure that's not what they're singing!

Lynne S

It wasn't until recently that I discovered that contrary to my family's beliefs, the words to that Michael Jackson song were *not* "Annie Annie wonky, Annie wonky, Annie wonky, Annie" but, "Annie are you ok...etc".

Roy

I misheard Modonna's "La Isla Bonita"'s opening line, 'last night I dreampt of San Pedro' for 'last night I dreampt of some bagels'

Easy mistake.

Fleetlord_atvar

My brother was convinced up to very recently that the line from Sir Mix alots 'baby got back' was
I like big hut's and i cannot die you other brothers will cry when my girl walks in a with a little bitter taste and a round thing in your face '

We found out he thought this while very drunk at xmas...he was quite surpirsed to find out the really lyrics.

steph

when my brother was about 3 or 4 he thought the song "i'm still standing" was "i'm still stabbing"
he sang it all the time!

stacey

For years I used to sing ABBA's Waterloo as "Waterloo, I was receiving you on the floor, da-da da-da da-da..."

Somehow I suspect that it's meant to be SLIGHTLY more innocent than that!!!

Anon

Was convinced for years (and am still unconvinced otherwise) that Chris De Burgh sings about getting high on emulsion

R

My friend believes and still argues wiv me over the Justin Timberlake in Cry me a river 'The damage is done so i better be leavin' she thought it was 'Jammy J is done so i better be leavin'. i guess it makes sense.

maz

my friend used to think that the song wherever whenever went like this:

"lucky for my mom ya shes a docter, lucky for my dad ya hes a nurse"

when it really goes:

Lucky you were born that far away so we could both make fun of distance.
Lucky that i love a foreign land for the lucky fact of your existance

friend of kim

My lyric actually made sense in the context of the song (at least it did to me), so it took a while until I learned the truth. In an Amy Grant song, I was convinced she said "But your life can't fall asunder, 'cuz you just can't lay down and die." However, the line actually goes "But you're like a fallen soldier..."

Jennifer