misheard lyrics

There was a song I misheard when I was really little. I don't know the title, but I thought it went like this:
I tut (like king tut) you once, I tut you twice
A walnut cold at any advice
(That's all I remember. I wrote down my wrong lyrics somewhere, and it was at least the whole chorus.) I always assumed it would make more sense when I got older. And it did, but only when I found out it went like this:
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
(at least, I think--my hearing's better now, but I've never really looked it up.) I don't think that would have made sense to the little kid me either ;)

NotRlyAretia

My nephew liked the song "Owner of a Lonely Heart". Only in his mind, it was Obi la adobe Heart-whatever that means
:-) He got mad if we tried to tell him the real words.

zoogirl0

In Jessica's post earlier, she said she misheard a Depeche Mode lyric as "Jesus took a pee in the grass," but that it was actually "someone to be oppressed." The actual line is "someone to hear your prayers"--my friends and i used to argue about those lyrics ad nauseam!

claudia

up til recently when i watched CSIi wud go really crazy
i thought the lyrics were
oooooooohhhhhhh Holly ou ou
until i listened 2 my mates i-pod. The lyrics are who are you? who? who?(sumthing like that)
BUT im 16 and my names holly now my mates call me blonde

Holly

the full house theme song:
what ever happen to the little billetite
milkman, paper boy, even tv
mister old vermillion friends
waiting just around the bend
everywhere u look
its so hard its so hard
i hear your hong kong too
lightness waiting to carry you home

Anon

You know that Keley Clarkson song Behind These Hazel Eyes. When I was 8 I thought she was saying Jesus Christ instead of behind these hazel eyes. Months later when I bought Kidz Bop 8 I realized my mistake. Before that,I thought it was weird she saying Jesus Christ, I'm 10 now. I hate Kidz Bop now.

Kidz Make It Clear

i used to believe that the song 'youth of the nation' by POD went:

we are we are the youth of the nation we are we are human cycle ation

i also thought that 'hips dont lie' by shakira went
'im on tonight my hips dont lie and im starting to feel you boy. contractions, my ass wins cant you see baby this is perfection.'

Anon

When I first heard the lyrics to "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" I thought Springsteen was singing "Check Benny in the Freezer" *thud*

OurGalZoe

me and my sister both liked the live aid song when it came out. We used to sing along, singing "Heave ho, woah. Do they know it's christmas time..."

Simon

My sister came home one day from elementary school singing "i'm bringing home a baby bumble bee, won't my mommey Pizza potty me"

John Doe Generic

I used to think that in the Gin blossoms song that went " Found out about you" they were saying ' oksona bayool"
like the figure skater

stacy

my aunt karen though that song

"IM CRAZY FOR THIS GIRL"

said..

"IM CHASING FOR AUNT SHIRL"

we laughed sooo hard.. it was real funny

marianne

My parents had a record of traditional (I think) Greek music - no idea what the song really was but there was one I always believed the words were "a fairy a fairy..." sung over and over

Rox

My mom's boyfriend thinks the song Call me when you sober, by Evenesance is Happy when your sober, by verision. We thought it was so funny!!

Haley : )

I always thought that Rockstar by Miley Cyrus said "I could be so flat on your car" and it upset when I heard little kids singing the song!

Anon

I first thought Taylor Swift's "Teardrops on My Guitar" said Teardrops on Rocky Top. And I would sing it wrong, very loudly, in my car.

Anon

A friend of mine used to sing "Maxwell Jump"....instead of "ah, might as well jump" for the Van Halen song-Jump on their 1984 album.

Anon

i used to think that the somg man i feel like a woman said get in the action feel the contraction insteed of get in the action feel the atraction

Anon

i used to think that fallout boy - sugar we're going down which goes "dont mind me im watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans, isnt it messed up how im just dieing to be him?"said "tell mummy im watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans, is it the next stop? oh im just dieing to be here!" i only realised the truth wen my workmate told me after i sang it while serving on tills in front of about 5 customers!

i also took a lot of convincing that will smith sang switch! i had no other suggestion of who it was, but it wasnt will smith

and it took me ages to understand that madonna in "like a prayer" and kelis in "milkshake" were using lots of imagery and not speaking literally! wasnt helped by the fact that kelis' video is in a milkshake place!

kerri

In the song RIGHT HERE by ''SWV'' I used to think in the lyircs they were saying just ''RIGHT HERE-you can have it all'' ON THE CHORUS..THEY WERE ACTUALLY SAYING ''Right here, be right here, right here, BE RIGHT here, NO FEAR, have no fear, NO TEARS, love is here..

CHICKLIVING IN LA