misheard lyrics

I always thoguth that Natalie Imbruglia was actually singing 'Didn't wanna leave you with my last infection' instead of 'Didn't wanna leave you with my last inflection'
I always wondered what she'd caught and who from!!!!!!

Heat

My parents listened to Kenny Rodgers when I was younger. Up until very recently both me and my sister (who are 26 and 21 respectively). Thought that the lines in Lucille said 'four hundred children' instead of 'four hungry children'. We just thought it was a case of country music style exagggeration.

Emma

My boyfriend admitted to me that at school he was curious as to what a 'rancer-doo' was. As in the song 'Daisy, daisy, give me your...rancer-doo'!!! He'll never live that one down!

Lil'Kate

I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".

Paul

I used to think that the song "Sandra Dee" from grease went "look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy whisper (with her) gin and tee" (as in gin and tonic), but come to find out just before I was 17 it was "lousy with virginity." Go figure! I thought I was right.

Anon

In Queen's 'Killer Queen', I used to think She keeps Moet & Chandon in a pritty cabinet was She keeps mohair sandals in a pretty cabinet. Oh dear.

Jenny Ireland

I used to believe that the song that goes "put my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry." went "Put machete (big sword thing) through the lady but the lady won't die" My friend started laughing at me when I started singing it one day...

Shizuka

When i first heard the song "Story of a girl" i thought they sang "she stepped in the river and drowned the whole world" lol she must have been fat

Laura

When Alanis Morrisette was first popular, my sister and I both liked the song, "You Oughta Know." I had to laugh uproariously one day when I realized that my sister was singing, "The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" instead of "The cross I bear, that you gave to me."

Jamie

I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.

Lou

in the song JUMP by Van Halen I thought David Lee Roth was singing: "I got my back against the wrecking machine" when he really says "... against the record machine"

don goth

I used to think in Britney Spears' song "Baby one more Time" instead of "My loneliness ... is killin me" I thought she sang "my lonely ass...is killin me".

Pug

When the song “She's Always a Woman To Me” first came out, I thought the lyrics were “She's a Weasel Woman to Me.” To this day, the image I see when I hear that song is of a weasel being serenaded.

Rebecca Glantz

Me and my sister used to like Dina Carroll songs, and we were convinced that one of the songs went, 'The Red-nosed man makes me feel like you do, the red-nosed man and his red-nosed dog' needless to say that actual lyrics are, 'There aint no man makes me feel like you do, there aint no man, aint no doubt'
I think our version is better

Loz

I use to think that the song "hang on Sloopy" was "Hang on Snoopy" You know,the cute little beagle from Peanuts. No wonder I had so much trouble picturing Snoopy in a red dress during the 2nd verse.

Glowworm

My brother and I used to believe the lyrics to a Paul Young song were: "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you". (it's actually: "you take a piece of ME with you") We found this so funny, it had us rolling around in tears for ages everytime it came on the radio.

emma

Im not exactly sure who sings that song but it goes "im blue da ba dee da ba..." (u know that one) well any way i thought that guy was gay and he was singing "Im blue and im in need of a guy" and my friend thought it was "im blue if i was green i would die" we argued for ages!

jamiee

When my little sister was about 5 she would always sing..."baby i need your lovin' stuck in the hole of the muffin" instead of baby i need your lovin got to have all your lovin. She was so cute because she would always run around asking how you could get stuck in the hole of a muffin and that it would have to be a HUGE muffin.

Kristen

When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."

Anon

FOR YEARS, until I was maybe 14, I thought "Lord, I was born a ramblin man" was Lord I was born on Grand Manan (my hometown)

Anon