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When the Eiffel 65 song "Blue Da Ba De" came out I thought they were saying "I'm Blue, if I was green I would die". Pretty dumb, but not as bad as one guy's argument that they were really saying "I'm Blue, I would beat off a guy". Bit of a perv.

Tank
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There's a Kate Bush song on 'The Dreaming' that I thought had the most beautifully honest lyric I had ever heard: 'How come I really bore you?' Turns out it's, 'Not until I'm ready for you.'

John
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I used to believe (acutally until about a month ago) that in the song This Kiss that instead of saying silver moom sparkeling, I tohugh they were saying saylor moon sparkling!

La Rubia
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For the longest my mom used to think that the lyrics to nas's "if i ruled the world " were get down nancy pearl, when they were actually black diamonds and pearls. That was the funniest thing ever. To this day i cannot listen to that song without laughing.

Fallon
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at shristmas in school we had to sing christmeas carols and i always thought "oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" was 2 oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot horse and sleigh" oh how wrong i was lol

sausage
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In the Walking on Broken Glass song, My brother and I always used to sing "walking on, walking on, walking on broken grass" and run around barefoot in the yard.

Lindsay
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When I first heard Bananarama's song Venus, I thought they were singing "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, Your desire."

And on the beauty commercials too, I thought the females were singing about a male body part.

Anon
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When the song Hey Ya by Outkast came out and I first heard the verse that says, 'shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought they were saying 'shake it like a porn star' Oops:)

Elle
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I used to think that in the song "Shameless" by Garth Brooks, he was singing "I'm SHAVIN'" instead of "I'm shameless"...

Manda
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Kiss' song "I wanna rock and roll all night" - I thought it was "...and part of every day" (instead of "and party every day").

Also, Bruce Cockburn's song "If I had a rocket launcher" - I thought it was "if I had a rockin' lawn chair" (the next lyric is "some son of a b**ch would die" - odd!)

liz
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When I was little and at Skateland (a place to rollerskate where they had music, and sometimes you could suggest songs) I heard this song called "poop that ass" so i really liked the beat so I suggested it. the Dj laughed at me, and clueless, i left to skate. In 6th grade I now know its Whoop there it is.

LIZZIE
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I used to believe that the Offspring song "No Brakes" went "Tell Ballaws there is something singed always waiting for and waiting for the morning" instead of "Down below, there's a pile of sin, always waiting for and waiting for a warning."

Ballaws
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When i was about 9, i used to love the song "Pure and Simple" and i was always dancing around the house singing it. And one day my brother goes to me "what are you saying?" and i go "Coz your my Sample! I'll be there for you, Your my Sample gona be there!"

Nix
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In the Labryrith(dunno spelling) David Bowie song 'Dance Magic',I thought the lines "Slap that baby,make it breathe!" were "Slap that baby,make it pee!".Oh what a laugh me and my friends have now.

Sarah
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Stephen Stills wrote a popular song called "Love the One You're With". I still burst our laughing when I think of my little sister singing "bon ja won ja wit" at the top of her lungs.

Anon
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My best friend only recently found out that the Barry Manilow song "looks like We Made it" was not "Looks like tomatos" She is thirty-three!

phlorada
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In Otherside by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I could've sworn they sang "the ostrich is full and its spilling my guts."

The real line is "the ashtray is full and I'm spilling my guts". Oops.

JK
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Up until they were at least five years old, my twin brothers used to sing the song "Down by the Bay" like this:

"Down B'idi bay, wereda watasgrowwww, bata home wilgo, mama do mama saaaay!"

Anon
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In the Song "In Your Eyes" I always used to believe that when Peter Gabriel sand "In your eyes, the lige the heat your eyes, I am complete" I thought that he said "in your eyes the light the heat your eyes, your smelly feet" and I was corrected about this 2 days ago...my 17th birthday

Sylvia
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the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...

sally
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