Thunder is the sound of God bowling

Ny belife is that god cry when it rains and whenever it thunders he gets a strikw in bowling! But i dont know what the lightning ia:: (

Anon

when i was younger i got a web sitie that thunder was angles bowling and i thought that lightning was them making a goal and they start to celabart by having a party

Sophia

I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.

Eli

I always thought that when there was thunder during a storm, it meant that either God was really mad or he was bowling. I thought that when it was raining that angels were crying.

Dana

When I was little i was told that The thunder and lighting was god bowling
i was always scared that the bowling ball was going to fall on me
To this day i'm still scared of storms

Heather

whenever it was lightning out, my dad would tell me that God was bowling up in heaven.

Anon

when i was 5 i said that when it rained it was god taking a shower when it thundered he was bowling, and when there was lightning he was playin with a flashlight.

unknown

I used to believe that God was bowling with the angels when there was thunder and lightning meant he got a strike.
Also that when you see a ray of sunlight peeking through the clouds at a distance that He was taking souls to be soldiers in Heaven...still sounds good to me.

Anon

i had a fear of thunder storms at the age of three my mother always told me tje flasked lightning is the angel start the bowling the ball then u hear the thunder is the strike and now i love to hear the thunderstorm. no matter how disasterous they may be more the fun

Signbrat

I used to believe thunderstorms were bowling in heaven

Anon

when i was 7 my mommy told me that thunder was God bowling. and that lightning was the flashy lights when you get a strike! 10 years later.. the other day, my boyfriend told my that thunder is god taking a picture of you, and the lightning is the lash. yeah, we're not 7 anymore!

Stephie.

My dad used to tell me thunder was when god was bowling and got a strike.I also thought lightening was when god turned on a lamp.

Anon

I use to believe that thunder was God and the angels bowling. When I got a little bit older, I thought it was when clouds ran into each other.

Jessica

When I was little I was terrified of thunder, so my cousin told me it was Jesus and God bowling...only we made it more elaborate than that. They were on a team against the Roman Gods (I had an obsession with mythology) and when Jesus won, the last bolt of lightening looked like a "J".

Val

i used to think that when it thundered, it was god bowling with his friends.

Anon

I used to believe that the sound of thunder was the angels and god in heaven bowling.

-Stinky Toria

i used to belive that when it would thunder god would be bowling and when it lightninged he made a strike.

abby