Thunder is the sound of God bowling

My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!

Kim

My cousin told me when I was about 5 years old that during thunder storms, God was bowling and when it thundered it meant He got a strike. Also told me that lighting meant that God was watching fireworks.

Angel_Dragon

I USED TO BELIEVE AND STILL DO AND ALSO TELL MY CHILDREN THAT WHEN IT IS THUNDERING OUT, GOD IS BOWLING AND GETTING LOTS OF STRIKES!

Anon

When I was a kid I thought that when it thundered it was God going bowling and getting a strike.

Allie

When i was very young, I use to be afraid of Thunder and Lightning. so to make me calm down, my mom use to tell me that it was God bowling and everytime there was a lightning bult, it would mean He got a strike and when it was raining that meant He was crying because He los! I am 18 years old and I am very disappointed to know that this is not true!

Nicki D

I used to believe that the thunder and lightning were angels bowling. Why did I think that? I don't know. That's the way it was.

T

When I was younger I was afraid when it stormed..so my mom told me that the angels were bowling in heaven. And when it thundered or lighting then one of the angels made a strike!~!

Rachel, Tn

I used to believe that when there was a thunder storm god was bowling

Sara

When I was about four I thought that when it would rain God was taking a shower, or when I heard thunder I always thought God was bowling!

Anon

when i was little i was terrified of thunderstorms my mom would tell me that God was bowling when it thundered and lightning meant he had a strike.. she also told me that the rain were the angels peeing. wow i love my mom. lol

B

When I was little I thought thunder was god bowling and I thought that lightning was god looking through the clouds I was just scared of rain because i didn't knovw what was happening i really really hopped it wasn't bad

CRAZY GIRL KATIE

When I was a kid I thought thunder was God bowling, and the lightning was celebrating his getting a strike. God must have been a good bowler!

Pablo

When I was really little my mom told me that when it thindered god was rolling a bowling ball in the sky and when it flashed lightning, the ball hit the pins and when it rained that god was sad because he didn't hit the pins or he got a bad score.

Ariel

I used to be scared of thunderstorms, until my mum told me once that it was just God and Jesus bowling, when there was thunder it was the bowling ball, going down the bowling lane and when one of them got a strike, it would light the sky with lightning, I still like to believe this.

Paula

I used to believe that thunder was angels bowling.

Kat

When I was about 5 I was told that when there was thunder that God was bowling with Saint Peter. So every time it thundered(and it rains a lot it New Jersey), I would happily announce God was bowling again.

Wombat Queen

When I was little I used ot be really scared of rain and thunder until one day my mom told me that the thunder was the angels in heaven bowling an that the reain was tears od joy when they won! I swore by that!

Kris

I used to believe when it was thundering and raining that God was bowling. And evry time it thundered the ball was rolling down the lane. And when the lightning occured, he jjust made a strike.

Alucard

When I was a little kid, I thought that whenever there was thunder and lightning, that it meant God and His angels were bowling.

Elizabeth

I was led to believe that the thunder was the angels playing 10 pin bowling and that the lightening was caused when they knocked all the pins down

G Watkins