Thunder is the sound of God bowling

I always thought thunder was the angels in heaven playing bowling and lightning was the lights going crazy because an angel got a strike.

Kate

I used to believe that when it rained, god was either watering flowers or taking a shower, when there was thunder god was bowling and when it snowed god was rubbing dandruff off of his hair!(I was about six when I learned what really causes weather)

lobs

I used to believe that when it thundered,it was the angels bowling with Jesus, and when it was lightening, that Jesus got a strike!

Lauren

When I was six or seven, thunder was obviously angels bowling on our roof. I thought it was very disrespectful of them, especially when they bowled at night when I was trying to sleep.

Kiwi

i was a bit frightened of thunderstorms when i was young. my mom told me not to be afraid because it was just the angels bowling. i used to have the most amazing visuals in my mind of angels in our local bowling alley.

lc

When I was little I was terrified of thunder, so my cousin told me it was Jesus and God bowling...only we made it more elaborate than that. They were on a team against the Roman Gods (I had an obsession with mythology) and when Jesus won, the last bolt of lightening looked like a "J".

Val

I used to think that when it was thundering outside it was the angels bowling and strikes were lightening. so whenever the lightening came, I would cheer for God. My mom thought I was a little strange...

Anon

when i was little i was terrified of thunderstorms my mom would tell me that God was bowling when it thundered and lightning meant he had a strike.. she also told me that the rain were the angels peeing. wow i love my mom. lol

B

I used to beleive that thunder was God bowling. The lightning was a result of hitting the pins so hard that they bounced and hit the lightswitch. We sort of went out of our way to avoid explaning the fact that the lightning(and lightswitch hitting) came before the crash.

I'd sort of like to know what people thought when they saw a bunch of little kids yelling at the sky, "Yay, God got another strike!" during a camping trip.

Theresa

My cousin told me when I was about 5 years old that during thunder storms, God was bowling and when it thundered it meant He got a strike. Also told me that lighting meant that God was watching fireworks.

Angel_Dragon

My mom always used to tell me that the thunder and lightening, that it was God and the spirits having a nightly bowling contest. Even to this day, I still like to think of this .

Strike and ur out!

My sister told me that thunder was God bowling, and rain was the audience (the angels) clapping. She said the big, loud thunder claps were when He got a strike and when it rained harder, the audience was cheering Him on to hit a strike.

Eben

When I was little I thought thunder was god bowling and I thought that lightning was god looking through the clouds I was just scared of rain because i didn't knovw what was happening i really really hopped it wasn't bad

CRAZY GIRL KATIE

When I was really young my mom told me that thunder was the sound of God bowling, and that when sun rays shone through clouds it was souls ascending from a graveyard.

I figured out the truth when I was a little older, and at that point swore that if I ever had kids I would look up the real answers to their questions rather than confuse them with nonsense.

Anon

When I was little i was told that The thunder and lighting was god bowling
i was always scared that the bowling ball was going to fall on me
To this day i'm still scared of storms

Heather

I used to think that thunder was God bowling and the lightning was when He got a strike. Rain was also God crying and snow was God's dandruff.

Marci

When it was storming, the thunder was God bowling, lightning was the fireworks when He got a strike, and rain was angels crying because they lost. I like to still think this.

jfreak070

I used to belive that god was bolwing and every time thunder hit god got a stike

Greyhound

When I was a child I was scared of thunder and lightning. So my mother told me that it was God bowling, the rumble was the sound of the ball going down the lane and the "crash" was God getting a strike. She never did explain why there was lightning though....

Confused in NH

I used to be scared of thunderstorms, until my mum told me once that it was just God and Jesus bowling, when there was thunder it was the bowling ball, going down the bowling lane and when one of them got a strike, it would light the sky with lightning, I still like to believe this.

Paula