Thunder is the sound of God bowling

when there is a thunderstorm the lightening and thunder is god bowling. the thunder is god getting a strike and the lightening was the angels celebrating the strike. at one point i was also told that the lightening was god getting angry that his ball went into the gutter.

Anon

when i was 7 my mommy told me that thunder was God bowling. and that lightning was the flashy lights when you get a strike! 10 years later.. the other day, my boyfriend told my that thunder is god taking a picture of you, and the lightning is the lash. yeah, we're not 7 anymore!

Stephie.

I used to believe that God was bowling with the angels when there was thunder and lightning meant he got a strike.
Also that when you see a ray of sunlight peeking through the clouds at a distance that He was taking souls to be soldiers in Heaven...still sounds good to me.

Anon

I used to believe that when there was a thunder storm god was bowling

Sara

I used to believe that thunder storms were actually angels bowling and crying because they weren't doing well that day. I thought the lightning came from when the bowling balls hit the pins.

amber

When I was really little my mom told me that when it thindered god was rolling a bowling ball in the sky and when it flashed lightning, the ball hit the pins and when it rained that god was sad because he didn't hit the pins or he got a bad score.

Ariel

i used to believe that thunder was god bowling.

michelle

When I was younger, I was deathly afraid of thunder. Well, my mom always told me that it was my Aunt that had recently died and all the angels in Heaven bowling.

Angie

I used to believe that the thunder and lightning were angels bowling. Why did I think that? I don't know. That's the way it was.

T

I used to believe that when it stormed God was bowling. When he rolled the ball was when it thundered, and when he got a strike was when lightning struck

Airon

i used to belive that when it would thunder god would be bowling and when it lightninged he made a strike.

abby

I used to believe when it was thundering and raining that God was bowling. And evry time it thundered the ball was rolling down the lane. And when the lightning occured, he jjust made a strike.

Alucard

When I was about four I thought that when it would rain God was taking a shower, or when I heard thunder I always thought God was bowling!

Anon

i had a fear of thunder storms at the age of three my mother always told me tje flasked lightning is the angel start the bowling the ball then u hear the thunder is the strike and now i love to hear the thunderstorm. no matter how disasterous they may be more the fun

Signbrat

I was led to believe that the thunder was the angels playing 10 pin bowling and that the lightening was caused when they knocked all the pins down

G Watkins

When I was a kid I thought that when it thundered it was God going bowling and getting a strike.

Allie

I used to believe that when it thundered it was the angels bowling....when there was lightening, it meant someone got a strike!

Danielle

I used to believe thunder was God bowling. Every Wednesday was my parents' bowling day, and it often stormed. I told my Mom, "Hey, mommy, I think God has the same bowling day as us!"

Casey

I used to believe thunderstorms were bowling in heaven

Anon

Thunder was the people who were already in heaven bowling.

Julia Henderson