weather

I used to think that seasons changed only because and when we got tired of them. Winter, booooring, and all of a sudden, here comes Spring.

Azra v. N.

I went to a Catholic school for elementary education. When it rained, I used to think that God was peeing.

befuzzled

I used to believe that when it rained, it was because someone who lived beyond earth was straining pasta they had just cooked. And the clouds which bore the rain was the steam from the cooking of the pasta.

Anon

I used to believe that snowflakes were realy big because that the way they were in cartoons but then i moved to place where it snowed and i was wondering what was coming out of the sky and they told me it was snow i was confused lol but then i leared that i was wrong in the first place

Anon

i used to think tha if you went outside when it was acid raining the rain would burn holes in your skin

fear of rain

When he was little, my dad thought that clouds were patches of leftover smoke from cannons being shot in the Civil War.

Autumn

I used to believe that thunder was God moving his furniture; rain was God taking a shower; and lightning was God switching his lights on and off.

Anon

My little sis used to think that it was god peeing when it rained. I wonder what she thought he was doing when it was windy?

Elle's big sis

I used to beleive that some day i would get to the end of the rainbow.

Kitty Lover

i used to think that mother nature was a real person

stephen s

I used to believe that the clouds were made of cotton balls

Jeannie

You know how on the weather they'll show where the "Jet Stream" is going? Well, up until I was 10 YEARS OLD I thought it was caused by jets flying across the country.

Lord of The Dancing Tea

When I was outside playing and the sun would seem to go behind the clouds, I used to think that the sun's mommy was calling him inside to get a drink of water because it was so hot outside. And when it reappeared, it came back out to play.

Stacey

I used to believe that when I was riding in a car, the wind was just blowing REALLY hard. It had nothing to do with the car pushing air.. It was JUST the air.

Em Eliz

Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!

Dellio

When I was four I was into doing "rain dances" which were just a lot of jumping around and yelling. One day I put my turkey feather Indian headdress on and ran through the house whooping and shouting until I got really tired. The next day we had a massive rainstorm that caused flooding in a lot of low-lying areas around town. For the next six months I hid every time I saw a police officer because I was positive they knew I caused that flood and they were coming to get me!

Texas granny

Growing up, our neighbor had two small, white stone statutes in her yard, a squirrel and a dog.

One day I was playing the role of Smarter Older Sister and telling my 9-year-old brother about acid rain. "Know those animals in Mrs. Daniels's yard?" I said. "They would still be alive today if they had had the sense to come in out of the acid rain."

He was 11 before he realized how full of shit I was.

Donna

When I was little I was listening to the weather and the guy on the radio said "the wind-chill factor", I thought he was saying "the windshield factory", I couldn't figure out what the windshield factory had to do with the weather.

Julia