weather

When my mother was a little girl, her cousin shot his pistol into the air. Soon after, the first red streaks of sunset appeared. Mum was horrified.. she thought her cousin had injured the sky and made it bleed.

petronella

When i was little i used to think that the smoke coming from the mills smokestacks made the weather. Like they programmed the weather for the day and made it whatever they felt like.

Cody Spaulding

when i was a little girl i used to believe that rain is broght down to earth when goddesses who cry over their dead husband (gods)corpes who fought with each other in war.

shamala vassu

When I was younger I used to think that clouds were mado out of diamonds. My first time on a plane I tried very hard to figure out how to open the window, and was very disappointed when I couldn't. It was my get rich quick scheme. What made me think this? Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. Makes sense doesn't it?

poor

when i was 5 my dad told me that if i ever touched the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow that i would turn into a chicken, and i was too scared to ask anybody if it was true, just in case it actually was!! i didn't find out the truth till i was like 11!!

nellie

When I was very wee, I used to believe that I could catch the clouds. Every time the fog would come in, I would run outside with my pillow case, desperately trying to catch them. I thought that if I was sucessful, my pillow case would carry me up to the sky and I could live on the clouds.

Holli M.

When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!

Gretchen

My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.

Erin

i used to think when it started raining it was god flushing the toilet

edel

My Cousin used to believe that when it rained, God must have been crying.

Anon

I used to believe that when it would rain, God or Jesus. . . or some one in heaven was crying.

Jo-Jo

My sister convinced me that rain was God's pee.

Scott

Because of my sister, I believe that when there was a ring around the moon, aliens would come the next day and abduct someone. I told this to my friends because I honestly had no idea and ended up scaring them silly.

Anon

When i was about 2 years old and i went shoppping with my mom,in the parking lot it would always be really windy, and i thought that the wind would blow away my hair, so i was terrified and i always would hold my hair on my head.

april

Whenever the weather person talked about the "wind chill factor" on the news, I always thought they said "windSHIELD factor." (hey, it DOES sound like it.) So for the longest time I thought someone was out there measuring how cold it got on their windshield as they were driving.

Kristin

when i was small about 4 or 5 i asked "why dose the sun kept disapearing?"
"its cloudy." my mom replied.
i heard clowny and pictured big fat clowns covering the sun.

adrianna garcia

When I was riding in the car a rainbow appeared in the sky out the front windshield. I wanted my father to drive faster so we could go under it before it disappeared. I discovered that rainbows were optical phenomena and not physical objects when playing with the garden hose. The rainbow produced by the spray would always be the same size and if I tried to get closer or change my viewpoint it would vanish.

Anon

My cousin moved from Texas to Illinois when she was about 4. At the time is was winter and she had never seen snow. When her mother told her that she was finally going to see snow she started crying. As it turned out she thought that snow came out of the sky in the form of snowballs and they would hit you in the head if you went outside.

gadgetgirl