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When I was a child, I used to think that clouds were cotton candy.

Anon

When I was like 7 or 8, I used to believe that when it rained, God was crying because the Devil/Satan was beating his wife (and I think stealing his jewels I don't know haha). My mum lied to me ✋🏽😂😩

Anonymous, London

When there is snow, it means God is having a pillowfight. Either that, or he turned the ice machine on "crushed." Also, when it is sunny, God left on the heat lamp. When it is raining, God left the shower on. When it is thunderous, God is either belching or moving furniture around. And when it is windy, God left the fan on. Lastly, when there is coldness, God left the freezer open. And windy and cold? God put the fan in the freezer.

RUSSIA VODKA MANS

When my family and I went on outtings, I used to think that we were special because the sun followed us wherever we went.

Jooday

I thought that when it was raining it rained all over the world! I also belived that it was dayeverywhere at the same time.

Krickan

I used to believe that everytime it rain that Mrs. Cloud was crying b/c Mr. Cloud made her mad.

Anon

As a little girl, I thought that all of the clouds were make of sweet icing sugar as found on top of cakes that you could eat. According to my fairytale world as a young child, Cirrus clouds were made of icing in its powder form and cumulus and stratus clouds were made of giant lumps of icing in its watery form. I was bitterly disappointed when I found out that clouds were made of nothing but trillions of tiny, tasteless water droplets.

Kandy

On cloudy days me and my friends used to stand with our hands clasped together, pointed at the sky, to make the clouds part and the sun come out. But you had to really be thinking about the clouds parting and really wanting it to be sunny. We said we were sunbeams. And if someone was sulky and refused to help we said they were rain beams and would make the weather bad.

Lucifercircle

Whenever it rained I used to believe that God pushed this powerful button to control the intensity, duration, and time of day the rain would fall.

Anon

I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA

Fishfood

I used to believe that whenever it rained it meant that God was washing his dishes or was crying because he had found out i did something bad.

Mariana

I used to believe that was a treasure in the end of the rainbow

Marcos Vin�cius da Rocha Ava Nimbuvui

When I was a child, I used to believe clouds were cotton candy.

GloriousJin

when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying.

derek

I used to believe that every time that it was raining, God was peeing and every time it hailed, God was pooping little balls of ice on us.

Anon

My father must have thought it halirious one day to tell me that the small amounts of oil on the road were "dead rainbows". I would always say a prayer in my mind for them when I saw them. I am keeping up the tradition though (not in such a nasty way!) I tell my daughter that the power stations are really cloud making factories.

choochoo

When I was a kid I used to believe that if I was on a cloud I colud jump and run in the clouds.

Zabdi

When I was little I would watch all of the American television shows and movies. Because of this I was under the impression that it is supposed to snow on Christmas. I would often pray for it to snow on Christmas.

Every Christmas I would go outside and there would be no snow.

It took me until I was about 7 to figure out that it doesnt snow In Australia.

Anon

I used to believe that whenever it rained, God was taking a shower.

Pat

My mom led my 2 younger sisters and I to believe that if you pointed at a rainbow you would make it dissappear and that was bad luck. I don't know about my sisters, but I still will NOT point at a rainbow!

Tamara