names

I thought that "Ratsputin" was an evil nerd who turned into a rat.

Mousputin

My little sister didn't know wat to name her hamster, So I told her to call it diarrea feaces, she thought it was a gr8 name lol

Anon

i 8sed to believe to believe that lesibians were normal people with silly names i used to believe my mum was one as she was called Gurtrude

James Martin 7BM

I used to believe that Joaquin Phoenix's first name was pronounced "Joe-uh-quin" how weird, huh?

lys-dexic

I used to have a friend named Jose, I thought that his name was spelled as Hosey

Anon

When I was 5, my Aunty that I didn't know too well came back from a trip to Japan. She bought me a geisha doll, and my mum told me "This is from Japan".
From the day for about two years, I called her Aunty Japan.

Fiona

i thought Hall and Oats was someone 'Hauling Oats'

tim

That the girls name Giselle was pronounced with a hard G sound instead of a J sound.

Anon

when my daughter was 3 she wanted to learn to spell her name. i told her it was spelled "M-O-N-K-E-Y"... about a year later, she wanted to learn to write it out... i had to 'fess up on that.

Joni

When I very little my parents used to call me Aja (Asia) the pill because i always bugged them. On my first day of Pre-school we did the name game where you go around the circle and tell everyone your name, and yes as you can guess i thought my name was really Aja the pill. My mom was so embarassed when the teacher confronted her.

Aja

I used to believe that the name of the painting 'American Gothic' was 'Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.' I don't know why.

David

when i was little i had a friend named Jebrel. i could never pronounce his name; i always called him gerbil. :S

Ducki

I used to think Pete Seeger and Bob Seger were related!

LongLiveRock

up untill i was about 5, i thought my mum and dads names were... mum and dad!!!

Leah Goodman

I used to think jack was short for jackal

pup

The first time I heard Marco Rubio's name I thought it was Mark O'Rubio

Anon

My grandfather's name is Paul. I use to think his real name was paw paw and my grandmother just called him Paul for short.

E

I once had a really funny incident on the phone when an old lady said her name was Aileen, and I thought she said alien.

Anon

When I was about 5 I believed that like a cabbage patch doll children just arrived already named and like it or not, you had to live with it.

z.

I use to call myself Sarah A Little bit Bist in stead or Sarah Elisabeth Bist

Anon