random beliefs

When I was a little girl, I made a point of memorizing each country's flag so that if I was ever kidnapped and ended up in a strange place, I'd know where I was.

texasbabe (from the world : places)

I used to think that the pools was a swimming competition.

Matt (from the world : money)

Until I learned that minor and miner were homonyms, I thought that the reason miners could not buy tobacco was because it would be dangerous to light a match around dynamite.

Dave (from grown-ups : work)

that bi-polar had to do with polar bears.

barry goldberg (from animals : general)

My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.

Buzz (from neighbourhood : ice cream vans)

When I was little, I would bike past the City Motor Company on my way to the library. However, I thought it was the City MURDER Company. I was scared to go past it for years.

Anon (from language : reading)

I used to believe that I would never get married because I snored. I thought that no boy would ever like a girl that snored.

My husband snores way worse than me!

Misty (from body functions : general)

When I was little my big sister told me to say hi and be nice to the mannequins at the mall because they were people too!

Judy (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I USED TO THINK ALL GOTHS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY WERE SAD BECOUSE THEY COULD'NT FIND THEY'RE WAY TO HEAVAN.

Anon (from make-believe : ghosts)

My mum always told me not to put my nose too close to flowers to smell them because insects would crawl in and eventually make their way to my brain and never come out again.

Cathy (from nature : plants)