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ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS IN INDIAN RIVER, MI. THERE THEY HAVE A CHURCH CALLED "THE CROSS IN THE WOODS", IT HAS ONE OF THE LARGEST CRUCIFIXES THERE. SO I THOUGHT THAT JESUS WAS ACTUALLY THAT SIZE, AND I ASKED MY COUSIN, AND SHE TOLD THE WHOLE FAMILY, THEY STILL TEASE ME ABOUT IT, IT WAS SO EMBARRASING.

KYLIE

my sister never knew who the pope was until she was 12, then she thought he was the guy who went to the grammys

Anon

I thought that there were arachnids at the crucifixion ("For our sake, He was crucified under a bunch of spiders...")

Meowpossum

I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.

Meowpossum

As a child i got very upset after being told the story of jesus' death at nursery by one of the teachers (what kind of teacher does that?!) being only 3 years old i didn't understand that he was killed as an adult and thought that someone had gone to the cattle shed and killed baby jesus by hitting him on the head with a cross.

Emma

Funny thing, when I was too young to know better, I believed that worshipping God was rightm then I read 'The Bible'. That explained everything to me. wow... I used to really believe in an invisible child-mudering sky pixie!

Not Edgar

when i was little i thought that if you let go of your balloon it would go up to heaven and god could have a party. i told my mom that and i said party like par-tay!!

kelsie

I used to believe that gods exist!

Chris

I used to believe when I was little that we weren't responsible for our actions, because God created us and so essentially set us up into certain scenarios etc. etc. I did whatever the ffffff I wanted for a while and then realized that I couldn't :(

lauren

I thought Mary's real name was Virgin Mary, so I would always correct people if they just called her Mary. I never understood the Virgin partuntil later; nobody would explain it to me.

Kaitlin

When I was a kid parents convienced that there is a magical old guy that controls the world from the clouds. They called him God, I think. Now that I am older and don't believe in fairy tales, I know better

MadMan

I used to believe that God looked like/was Rolf Harris

Dave

i used to think that the only way God could watch us all at the same time is putting video cameras everywhere.

ginny

As a child I had always wondered why we called God, "God" when he had a proper name.

Our Father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name.

Shane

For Christmas our tree topper has always been an Angel. A BLONDE angel. I had become completely convinced at age 7 that i could never become an Angel because I was born a brunette and that only blondes could go to heaven, the next year my grandma made her own Angel tree topper...... with BROWN hair thats been used ever since.

Mandie

I used to believe that clouds were angels!

Lola