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Ok when i was small everyone would always tell me that god was everywhere and everything you would touch was god. So every step I would take i would always repeat ''sorry god'' because I though that I was stepping on him. It even came to a point that I would ask god permission before moving around.

Laura

when i was little i got confused with religions and blood(irish,chines,ect) and i was in 1st grade when we had to right a journal thing and i wrote,"i like st.patricks day but im not jewish" i ment irish,even tho i am irish

E.C.

My kids used to believe that Jesus was born in Sheffield,Yorkshire.I don't know why but I told them he was,I didn't think it was any different to telling them Father Christmas was real,or that dogs could fly if their wings weren't clipped

Anon

My family was never a very religious family, but nonetheless, my mom told me about god an heaven. I somehow came to think that heaven was located in the clouds. We used to travel alot before I turned 5 and started school, but everytime I was on a plane I would search through the clouds, trying to see if I could see heaven.

-C

When I was really young, I saw the film "The Little Mermaid" for the first time. For whatever reason, I associated the priest in the wedding scene with God. From then on, I imagined that God looked like the priest. Even in my adult life, I think of any faceless major deity as the priest from "The Little Mermaid."

Rikki

i used to belive that part of my sidewalk was god because someone wrote the word 'god' in it when it was still wet

Willow

My sister and me were in the back seat of the car. My mother was driving. So, my sister said she was hungry. My Mother said we will be there soon. I assume she remembered the previous sunday's Sunday School Lesson of God dwelling among us. A few moment's later she uttered the classic line, "Mommy, God's in my body, and he's starving too!"

Komi

In Norway a Cristmas carol says "I, am so happy every Christmas Eve, because then Jesus is born". This was a carol for kids, and we heard it alot. I thought for sure that Jesus was born again once a year.

Amanda

I used to believe that the God himself looked down at us when the sun shines trough the clouds and make those light lines from the sky..

marion

when i was really young i would think everytime someone rung a bell an angel got its wings. so 1 day i got a bell and rang it about 1 billion times and i said "dad wheres all the angels?" of course he said "well there up there cheering for u" so everytime i see a bell i laugh.

blake

My Grandmother used to tell me that the angels were watching me fom "up there" and she would point upwards. For years I thought there were tiny angels living on the curtain rods.

H.B.

i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...

bex

when i was a kid, i believed jehova witnesses were evil, because i thought that 'jehova' meant 'satan'. i was always really scared when they came to the door because they reminded me of the old man from Poltergeist.

devon

When I was small I was oneday in a airplane flying above the clouds. I asked my mother if that was where Jesus lived.

Brad

When I grew up I went to Catholic school and was taught by nuns. They constantly told us children that if we made a face and the devil passed our face would remain like that forever. It was years before we knew otherwise

Anon

I used to think that Jesus was burried in our local grave yard because there was a statue of him on one of the graves.

Kathryn