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I used to believe that religious figures like Jesus, Mary, and other saints would enter my room through the wall opposite my bed in a firery light...if I slept with the light on they couldn't though because the fire could not be seen...my parents electric bill was extra expensive that year :}
Starlite
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I always heard people say that "God is inside you all the time". So when my tummy growled and made a that springy noise, I used to think it was God on a pogo-stick.
If you know the Sims games, I used to think that God was playing and we were all just Sims.
If you don't, it's a computer game where you make people and control them.
mysterious bystander
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i used to get prophets and prostitutes mixed up because i thought they were the same thing! lol
People werent happy when i called the prophets prostitutes!!!
SOS
I used to think Nuns never had to pee...there were no bathrooms for "Nuns" and "Priests." We found a private teacher restroom one day in 8th grade when we helped to put away supplies-mystery solved!
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When I was younger, I always used to believe that Monks would marry Nuns, and that NO ONE ELSE could do so. This also supplied me with a reason as to why they dressed so funny. Little did I know that to marry was a big no-no for these religious people.
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The Adam and Eve story confused me a bit. I was pretty sure that if we all came from the same two people then we were inbred.
Lilly
when i was like 5 my friend (also 5) and i went to childcare. on the hill of the playground there was a red weed,we thought it was the devil's hand trying to grab us!
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I used to believe that when they said the communion was the body of chirst that they literally had Jesus' body in the back and that they were serving it to people.
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Once when I was probably about 3 or 4, I was at daycare where my older sister and her friend happened to mention God. I asked who God was and they told me all about a big man in the sky who created everything. For some reason, I thought of one of the Bananas in Pajamas wearing an angel costume in the sky with a glittery wand- I have no idea why! It took me years to stop picturing God as B1!!
Hail B1
I believed that God looked down on us from a Jumbo teluscope
I used to belive the earth was just a giant Doll House that God had he would move us all around I belived this till I was 7 and started to pay attention in church.
I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.
Danielle
I used to have a mental picture of god, when i believed he existed. It was just like frankenstien! Green skin and bolts through his head.. lol
Janessa
When I was young for some reason I thought that if I didn't cover my self completely with the blankets at night Jesus would come down and touch whatever part was uncovered and I would die. I'm not sure where that belief came from
Birch
when i w younger i used to believe that god had a wife named sylvia and that jesus was named chris and that gods daughter was named christina
random thoughts
I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'
When I was really little, like 4, I was a little scared to go to the bathroom because I thought God would be watching me...
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I really wasn't brought up very religious. I knew who God was but for some reason was confused on who Jesus was. I thought Jesus sounded like a girl's name.. so I thought Jesus was God's wife. I was a strange kid...
Sarah
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When I was little, I was positive God looked like Mister Rogers. So whenever I prayed, I had to picture Mister Rogers in my mind or else my prayer would never get to God.
Laura
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