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I kept hearing the scripture where Jesus said, "Even as you have done it unto the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me." I thought it was literal, so that every person I met, like poor people asking for money or even mean people provoking me, were really just Jesus in disguise, testing me to see if I would treat him like I was supposed to.

Molly

I used to belive God would give me superpowers if I was good and polite : ).
He never gave me superpowers...
Since then, I don't believe anymore : |

Meme

I used to believe that when it was raining God was crying.

ML

I used to believe that God looked like "The Head" from Art Attack. I don't know where in the world this belief came from...

The girl who watched way too much Art Attack

I am not a big fan of big bodies of water. When I was little, I was told that Jesus was beat with Cat O Nine Tails. I belived that I went into the lake and touched one, it would split my hand to shreds. I didnt find out until I was 22! that "Cattails" were harmless and a totally different thing! I still won't go near them though!

Pep

I use to believe that good was driving on the milky way and get the milk for him self.

And he was driving in big dipper Because in danish is name Karlsvognen that means Karls wagon.

Anne Sofia

I used to believe that the thunder was made when the angels were bowling, the lightning from strobe lights at their bowling alley, and the rain was Jesus crying because we sinned too much.

Jenna

I used to believe God looked like the mascot for cinammon toast crunch cereal.

stepherz

When I was younger I beleive that the devil was under ground and since he was mean and didn't like God we should stomp on him to hurt him and i thought of him hurting he's head...

Tiara 10

I used to believe that when the sun was shining as it rained, the devil was beating his wife

Sheri

I grew up near Bellingham, Washington. When we went there for the first time I was very eager to know where in town Jesus had been born.

Sarah

I thought God lived at Mansion House tube station ... "my house has many mansions" & it was such a dark and gloomy station then, I couldn't understand why he would choose to live there.

Jennie

I believed that Jesus was made of soft cheese, and called him Cheesus.

Janine

Since I’m getting next to nothing done today, what with party planning and poop jokes and all;



I used to believe that the Angel of the Lord’s name was “Lo” because Linus said something about “And Lo, the Angel of the Lord came down from heaven….” in A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Jeff

I used to believe that God looked like David Cassidy.

agatha

When I was younger we used to go to church a fair bit and I actually thought God's name was "Peter"...
You know, at the end of a reading you'd have to say "Thanks Peter God"...
Yeah, yeah... now I know it's "Thanks be to God".

Alice

I used to believe that BUdas were constipated because of the way they sat when they meditated!

Quako

When I was little, my neighbor told me that God was powerful enough to change me from a girl to a boy overnight. That totally scared me. After that, for a couple of years I used to wake up to check and see if I was changed into a boy. I resented God even though that never happened!

alicia

I used to believe that Satan would take on the form of inanimate obejects and spy on us. I was always on the look out for new things in my house and once I was convinced that a new toy my parents brought home was Satan.

Maya

When I was bout 5 or 6, I was horrified about the colonel on the KFC signs. I believed that he was Satan on earth and I would cry and cover my eyes every time KFC came around.

Kyle Cruzan