classes

in math class, the teacher would always write on the overhead, n when it became covered with marker, shed pull out her bottle 2 spray it n wipe it off. 4 awhile, i thought it was some poisonous fluid n i was so afraid 2 touch it. i had no clue that it was just water

math retard

When I first went to school the boys bathroom was right next to our homeroom and the girl's was around the hall. I didnt know that the bathrooms were seperate so I tried to go in the boys and my teacher yelled at me. I didnt understand why I couldnt untill quite a while afterwords.

Kayla

My mom told me one day when I was having a fit because I didn't want to go to school that the police would come and arrest her and my dad because I didn't go to school... I believed it for so long...

Robyn

When i was little I used to think that fire drills were when random firemen came to your school and took jack hammers and drilled into the ground.

Anon

When I was in junior school I thought high school is so scary and I wish I could die before I get to high school. Well, here I am, surfing the internet in the computer room in my high school.

annie

I used to believe that your age was the same as your grade. For example: if you were 1 you'd be in first grade, if you were 2 you'd be in second grade and so one.

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i used to believe that when you got into high school that there was a class to practice sex in....i had a dream about it once it was pretty weird....but when i found out there wasnt that class i was depressed

pizza guy

When i was in first or second grade we had a certain time that was called snak time and all of the students would bring little things to eat. At parent tacher night my parents opend up my desk to see it littered with wrapers and spoons from my previous snaks. of corse they asked me why i had left them there and i replied "i know! i keep puting them in there but the janitors never clean them out!"

i dont remember this moment but my parents mention it every now and again.

Emilie Dale

That a satchel was a skeleton, and I would have to wear a skeleton on my back for school!

Anon

I used to believe that if you were 1yr-old you'd go to gr.1, and when you turn 2 you'd go to gr.2, and so on.

Bekah

When I was little I thought that your age was what grade you where in, so when I entered first grade when I was six, I was so confused.

Anon

At primary school, we used to sing hymns during assembly. We were given hymn books with the the words, and below each hymn was the name of its composer(s). I always used to wonder why this guy called Traditional wrote so many more hymns than everybody else.

Alex

this isn't about me but, at my school (middle school) the boys think that we girls have a couch in every girls bathroom. lol. our teachers let them belive us and agree with us when they question us. :D

Anon

Before I went to school my sister tried to explain what it was. I thought that it was just one big room and hundreds of kids of all grades stood there while a teacher stood on a stage type thing a taught.

Kayla

in seventh grade, my sister convinced this boy in her class that grover cleveland, the only president to serve two nonconsecutive terms, had a twin brother named clover who also became president. armed with this information, he eagerly raised his hand in class when the teacher mentioned cleveland and said "those are the cleveland twins, right?"

hels bels

when I was about 5 I thought my friend was the same age as me untill she left pre-k to go to kindergarden. Then I thought she was smarter than me , so she got to leave earlier. So i started yelling at my teacher , trying to convince her I was just as smart as her. But when I was seven I found out why she really left. I was so embaressed!!!

Taylor

The neighborhood where I grew up was entirely Catholic, and I went to the Catholic grade school down the street. I used to think that the kids who attended the public school at the opposite end of the block were just Catholics who couldn't afford the tuition.

Kate

When i have just arrive to America (knowing little to no English)
I used to think that firedrills were drills design to help fat children excercise. I actually told my dad this and he believed me for a while, haha.

mandy

When i was younger before i started school i asked my older brother what school was like and he told me that the older boys will put my head down the toilet and flush it everyday

Markus

I think it was in second grade when, without explanation, a teacher guided me to a room where another kid had headphones on and was holding up one finger or no fingers in response to something. I thought it was a radio and we were supposed to hear music. All I heard was this beep so I never lifted a finger. The lady examining me sure looked puzzled. Good thing I wasn't transferred to a school for the deaf!

Andy C