teachers

My 1st grade teacher left abrubtly in the middle of the school yeah, so i asked my mom why. Not wanting to go into specifics, she told me he was an alien, and, being 5, i thought she meant from Mars, not Mexico.

Astronomy kid

I used to believe (in elementary school) that students would get in trouble if they dare called their teachers by their first names. I didn't even know my teacher's first names, until years later when I was looking over my school report cards, class pictures, etc. I didn't know my first grade teacher's name was Margaret Mitchell, same as the lady who wrote, "Gone With the Wind."

last name basis student

I used to think that if a house had the same number as your classroom, the teacher lived there. In kindergarten my room number was 305. once we drove by a house with the same number and I thought my teacher lived there.

Tory

When I was in Kindergarten, I believed that my teachers were the most intelligent people in the world! Why?... Because they knew how to spell mine and all the other kids names.

KindyKid

In seventh grade, my best friend Tess and I used to
believe that the evil home and careers teacher Mrs.
DeCotis, wore a wig because her hair bounced up
and down. We also believed she rode on a broomstick because she lured kids into her house and supposely ate them. In eight grade my teacher
Mrs.Male told us she actually wore a wig! But the
broomstick flying and eating kids wasn't.

Kaylyn

I believed that teachers did not ever go to the bathroom until the 4th grade. That year our bathroom had a "big" special stall. I didn't know what for until I saw stockings and teacher shoes. Not to mention she was having an upset stomach. I felt really silly and shocked!

Michele C.

When I was in grade two my friend and I thought that our librarian was an alien because she gave us a black marker that didn't work. We spent a week trying to get rid of her. I also believed I could get rid of her my giving her an apple. That's because I saw on a show called "Incredible Story Studio" a story a kid submitted about an alien who got purple holes in his chest because he drank Sunny D, and that it turned out aliens can't eat fruit. I believed that was true.

Vannah

i used to believe that my headmaster was adolf hitlers brother.he had one of those moustaches.it was a rumour that went around the school for years

felix

Well this is kinda a 2 in 1
FIRST - When I was in 3rd grade there was this one teacher who everyone at the school said was a vampire, and some kids said that a student who stopped going to our school was eatin by her, I believed this untill the 6th grade!
SECOND - I used to also believe that the teachers lived in there class room!

Anon

When I was in like 3rd grade the teacher had to step out of the room. we were all shocked when we heard her voice coming over the intercom telling us to sit back down and get to work. For years I thought there were hidden cameras in the intercom boxes and that the secertary and principal just sat and watched us all day.

Anon

For a long time when I was little I always thought my gym lady teacher was a guy dressed up as a woman. and one time she had a sack of marbles and showed it to us and I thought they were her (his) balls.

linda

in school i used to think i was helpin the teacher to learn , and i gave her the alphabet because she kept asking us questions and i even wrote out the multiplycation table for her...i thought they asked the questions because they didnt know and we had to teach them, but its very different now

Anon

In kindergarten, I thought the teacher was my mom. I wondered how she got to school before me without taking the bus.

alpope23

When I was in elementary school, I thought teachers didn't go to the bathroom. Mine never did. I can't recall when I realized they did.

Robin

when i was in second grade, i had a really mean teacher named Mrs.Murden, the thing is that she was so mean that her students called her mrs.murder. there was a rumor going around the school (that i truly believed) that she had once called a kid up to the front of the class and stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil. after that, i tried not to get called up to the front of the class

j-chan