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When i was in thrid grade we used to sing a song called "John Jacob Jingle Himer Shmit" (Im assuming u all know where this ones going).....well, honestly i thought the song went "John Jacob Jingle Himer sh*t", so thats how i sung it and one time my teacher heard me and i got in trouble, A LOT of trouble she called in my dad...eeek!... but anyway, how was i supposed to know, i sang it like that for almost the whole year and no one said a thing.
xJeNneSceNcEx
my esperience is:when in my kindergarden,the teacher told us back&forth that if we did not behave ourselves,she would leave the kid singly in the classroom at night&in the evening,big wolf would come out:(
i was really hairy when heard of that,sooo i tried to be very obedient to the teacher&hoped i wouldn t be left in the room with the wolf,luckily,i never had that experience:)
zhen
When I was at school I used to believe that teachers didnt eat and that their always stayed at school / Now i'm teacher
Nilar
I used to think that the cafeteria workers were actually lunch teachers, and the janitors were really the cleaning teachers.
MD Caruso
I used to think that teachers didn't have first names, i guess it just didnt occur to me. Then, when they answered the phone with their real name i got so confused!! Especially since my science teacher's name was geraldine!!
Emily
When I was in second grade, I thought that a third grade teacher, Mr. Thomas, was actually another third grade teacher called Mr. Brock. I thought this because every time I passed Mr. Brock's class, I saw Mr. Thomas walking out of it. When Mr. Thomas turned out to be my teacher next year, I must've sounded pretty dumb saying that he looks like Mr. Brock. By the way, Mr. Brock is black and Mr. Thomas is white.
Adam
I used to believe that there was only one janitor who traveled around from school to school cleaning up.
Joey Pilot
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A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.
MD Caruso
In primary school when I was 5, my teacher used to frequently say "be good, or you'll go in my bad books". So I obviously thought she had a book where she noted down all the bad children's names
Charisma
when i was in 2nd grade i used 2 believe that the last names of teachers were their first names. Like "Mishork" I was always wondering why teachers always had such weird names!
Lauren
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when i was in preschool i belived that after the the school year was over the teachers went to heaven. i pictured them circling around a swirly-colored thing when they left to go to heaven.
colleen
I believed that teachers went home and talked all the time about history, science and math. I felt really sorry for their kids.
When I was young, we were always told in school to stop telling bad things o other students in class.
What the teacher would say was, 'You must stop bullying each other. I'm fed up with hearing "so and so" did this to me, or "so and so" did that.
Now there was always this one person in the year above me, and I didn't know her name, so I always assumed, even though it wasn't, that her name was "so and so".
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In pre school I heard my teachers on the phone occasionally and they would say something like, "Hi, this is Sue.."
I thought the teachers all had code names (as I had never heard a first name being used and it never occured to me that there could be any other name than their last name)
Carrie
When I was little, my teacher would always tell us that she had eyes behind her head. I really took it seriously! I always used to try and see them, but if I tryed too hard I knew her eyes would see me. So I would throw paper when she bent down so her eyes were facing up, and I would try and hit her 'behind her head' eyes. Oh well, I thought, man will I show my kids when I have eyes behind my head, when I grow up!!
Still looking closely
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When I was in second grade my friend and I thought our elementary school was being taken over by elves. There were these big storage rooms out by the fence where the elves lived. There were huge machines that the elves would opperate and control the teachers' minds. We would go around all recess carrying sticks looking for these elves to kill them. We had a club called the Elf-Haters Club. Lol
tori g
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When I was in third grade and I had changed schools, I always thought my old friends from my old school wore costumes and masks to hide themselves and pretend to be different students and one day they would surprise me.
Lime
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When I was little, my mom worked at a preschool. When I was three and was old enough to go to school, I went to the same school where she worked, so she knew all of my teachers. One the first day of school I came home and said to my mom "Do you want to hear something really strange?" She said yes so I said "All of my teachers have the same first name." Since she was friends with most of the teachers she knew that was not true. She said "Are you sure?" and I said "Yeah, they're all named Mrs!" My mom almost died laughing and still tells the story to the teachers at all of the school events!
a young idiot
When I was about 7 I thought teachers were phycic, so I wanted to be a teacher when I grew up so I could also be phycic...
My little brother believed that his headteacher was really Agent Smith, and his teacher was Trinity in disguise!
SillySiblings
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