teachers

I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroom

Anon

When i was in infant school (aged 4 or 5) my grandparents were looking after me, not wanting to go, pretended being ill and whilst driving past my nan said that if they see me in the car, they would come out and get me. Needless to say i put my head down and kept it down until we past the school.

Chelsea, Worcester, England

when i was in the 3rd or 4th, the girls bathrooms used to have these little boxes on the walls that were air freshners. well we thought that they were cameras and the teachers and principle would check on us to make sure we werent goffing off.

shell sea

When i was little i used to hold my pen differently to everyone else, my teahcer told me if i didnt stop it and didnt hold it how everyone else, my fingers would drop off, so i used to hold it properly only when she was watching!

Amber

Until I got my kindergarden yearbook, I'd been convinced that teachers didn't have first names. Why else would you have to call them "Mrs." or "Mr."? Thank God that the yearbook listed the teachers' first names...

Holly

In school,I usto believe that all the teachers ( AND grown-ups/aldults ) Knew ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING,That was until,not too long ago I asked my dad for help w/ my homework,lol,and he said he wasnt sure...im in 7th grade/a girl/and feel retarded... xD

Amanda.G---Punk-like moron lol

When I was younger, the primary school I attended became 'Grant Maintained'. This was at about the same time that a teaching assisstant called Grant joined the school. I thought that the school's title was referring to him and that he was really important.

Alice

When I was in Kindergarten I belived when my teacher told me she will always win in the war I thought she was going to make a war and win it. Since then every teacher says that to me.

Dylan

when i was a little girl my grandpa said if anyone touches you or picks me up to slap them or hit them.SO when i was in pre-k my teacher picked me up and said she is soooooo cute and i slapped he right across her face and i ran down the hallway untill some teachers caught me

brittany

I go to the school that my mum used to attend, and was very supprised when she said some of the teachers were the same as when she went there (about 25 years before me). I then came up with a theory that they froze the teachers of then holidays and then defrosted them at the begginging of the new term.

Eva

In 2nd grade, I didn't do my homework, and had never missed an assignment before that, and I thought the teacher was going to send the police to arrest me, and that night I kept hoping that my teacher wouldn't show up with the police. She never did ,obviously.

NekoSubaru

My first-grade teacher always used to wear either dress pants or long skirts. When my mom and I were out grocery shopping one day and saw her at the store, however, she was wearing shorts. I said to my mom, "Wow, Mrs. T. actually has legs!"

L.J. in NY

My mother is a teacher and when she was sick she once said she was ordering a sub (substitute) i thought it was a sandwich and exclamed "I want one to!"

sub

when i started school, i had a really mean teacher! after school my mom took me to the books store to look for some cool picture books. When we got there, i saw this book called "my teachers from the black lagoon" and i though it said " all teachers come from the black lagoon!" and on the cover i saw this monster pic and i thought that my teacher was a monster in disguise!!!

Annie

When I was a little kid my teacher said that she had eyes on the back of her head so i poked her head thinking that eyes would pop out and she would go blind she didnt and i was so embarrest same with my parnets

John Martin Georgia

Our music class would be right next to the faculty lounge where all the teachers would go...During class I'd smell all of this food cooking and felt like going on in.



I was convinced that the teachers would
go into the lounge and press this little button,wherein would result as a magical kingdom with a swimming pool,
tropical rainforest, clouds all over the place and an un-ending amount of candy and food.Which they lived in after school.


I thought...

Strange Child

I believed that one of the guys who worked there whom was the janitor,
music teacher, bus driver, etc..was the Anti-Christ.
When he drove the bus I thought he never really had a family like he said, and that he would live on the bus.

I also believed that when he would make his rounds dropping the kids off,he'd do it all night long, even when he wwas done dropping kids off.

Shy Magica