teachers

When I was in elementary school in kindergarten till first, the vice principal was named Mr. Ebneth. I couldn't pronounce it right, so I called him Mr.EggBreath! Since I was just 5, I didn't get in trouble, he just laughed. ^-^

EggBreath

When i was in primary school, i used to think that when the teachers whent into the staff room, they where haveing a party or something, without us

Anon

When I was in Kindergarten, the teacher said if you copied someone, your teeth would fall out. Now I understand that the teacher meant copying papers from other people.

One time the teacher elt us pick out what flavor chocolate we wanted and my friend copied what kind I got and I yelled "NO!!! YOUR TEETH WILL FALL OUT!!!" and she just said "Who cares, I already lost all of them."

Still have teeth

For a long time when I was little I always thought my gym lady teacher was a guy dressed up as a woman. and one time she had a sack of marbles and showed it to us and I thought they were her (his) balls.

linda

that teachers lived at school in their classrooms.

MissJessE

I used to believe the teachers cried when school was canceled due to a "snow day." Since I've become a teacher, now I pray for snow even in May!

SVS

In school,I usto believe that all the teachers ( AND grown-ups/aldults ) Knew ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING,That was until,not too long ago I asked my dad for help w/ my homework,lol,and he said he wasnt sure...im in 7th grade/a girl/and feel retarded... xD

Amanda.G---Punk-like moron lol

Both my husband and I used to believe that one day soon the Teachers would turn on the Lemonade for the drinking taps instead of them always just being water taps. (Well! What can I say? Us Aussies have always been BIG thinkers!)

Nicole from Australia

I believed that one of the guys who worked there whom was the janitor,
music teacher, bus driver, etc..was the Anti-Christ.
When he drove the bus I thought he never really had a family like he said, and that he would live on the bus.

I also believed that when he would make his rounds dropping the kids off,he'd do it all night long, even when he wwas done dropping kids off.

Shy Magica

when i was 5, my kindergarden teacher was really really mean. and from then on, i believed that teachers were the devils servants, writing notes home that they were going to face the head devil
(aka the princeapal) if they contuied to do this. 3 years later i found out that my belief was not true. my second grade teacher was really really really nice, and by that time, my kindergarden teacher retired.

so this belif lead to another one, the teachers that are the devils severants, retire earlyer that the non-servsants :-P

bloo

when i was in elementry school, me and my friends would go to the main hall for assembly.
but all the time the principal was talking we was looking at the air vent above him. now, im the air vent must have been two slits in the brick behind letting in sunlight, but as the rest of the vent was dark, it looked just like a pair of eyes.
we were petrified for years that one day we would go to school and the "eyes" would come out and get us. we spend every day trying to think of what terrible monster the eyes could have belonged to, but noone dared to have a look on their own.

as you can imagine, no teacher believed us.
they probably knew and was hiding the secret from us. well, they didnt want our advice, so let 'em be eaten! ]:) teehee :)

rennie-woo (the-monster-eye-spotter-!)

When I came to know that we had to pay to my school fee (I was 1st class then) I wondered this way, "I go to school and work so hard, and we only have to pay. How rude of these school people"!

Childhood was so wonderful!

SkShoyeb

In 4th grade, my teacher told us we only had 2 minutes to go to the bathroom...so what did I do? Got in trouble in the hallway for running to the bathroom!

Bathroom marathon girl

I used to believe that teachers never went to the bathroom during school. It never occurred to me that when they said they were going to the "office," they were really going to the bathroom.

Carol

When I was in the 4th grade my teacher told me the definition to a word(I dont remember what word). Well, afterwards I looked it up in the dictionary and it was different from what my teacher said. I had so much faith in my teacher that I thought the dictionary was wrong! So I thought for a couple of weeks that the dictionary had mistakes in it, until he finally told me that he was wrong!

Megan

I used to think English teachers could sue their students for plagiarism if they caught you copying story or poem ideas off someone else, sort of like cheating on a test!

Anon

I used to believe that my friend, a girl who was one year older than me, had an "affair" to my teacher.. I told all my friends that they had kissed, I really don`t know why.. I believed this for many years! Maybe it was because I found him handsome myself ?

-Charm-

I used to believe that all of the women teachers were witches and the men were vampires.

Mr.X

When I was younger I used to believe that English teachers are aliens and they just want to disturb me in playing toys

huj

About 6 months ago (right before I started jr. High) I believed that people would shove me in a locker and when a teacher found out they would yell at me when I was the one who was the victim in that horrific event!!!

Pinkpanther#2