teachers

When I was in grade two my friend and I thought that our librarian was an alien because she gave us a black marker that didn't work. We spent a week trying to get rid of her. I also believed I could get rid of her my giving her an apple. That's because I saw on a show called "Incredible Story Studio" a story a kid submitted about an alien who got purple holes in his chest because he drank Sunny D, and that it turned out aliens can't eat fruit. I believed that was true.

Vannah

I belived teachers were ghost or could tranport themselves becuz I would turn my head and then back again and the teacher would be gone.

Anon

When I was 9 years old I believed that the teachers were people who spend all day caring for children and helping them in everything like a nanny but I realized that not only were babysitters who with each one learned different things

Sebastian alcala

When I was 4 I thought that teachers were like Mr.Ratburn on Arther.

Emma

when i was little i used to believe that when you went to school you would stay there overnight and that the teachers would stay and watch you and i used to get scared. (wiered or what?)

teacher hater

I use to believe that the teacher is evil because they will turn me into a frog, if you are not behaving good.

coco

when i was a child, i used to believe if i grow up i can pass every test, because every teacher knows every test.

CHF

As a young child, one of my friends and i decided for some reason, that all teachers turned into telephone poles at night. we asked our sports teacher if this was true. one night, while driving along, we noticed that one of the poles only had one light working and decided this must be our teacher, as she only had one eye, having lost the other in to a squash ball.

jay

I used to believe that my PE teacher was a paedophile, and that he used to spy on us in the showers. I was told this by my brother who swore blind it was true. It was only when I got to university that I realised every single school in Britain has an alleged paedophile who teaches PE and spies on the pupils in the showers. Unfortunately some people still think their school PE paedo was actually a school PE paedo, and insist on recounting it like it's in some way unusual.

Joe

when i was in kindergarden i belived that i would have the same teacher forever. that my teacher would move up to first grade and be my teacher forever. i never wanted to have a diffrent teacher.

Same Teacher Forever

In kindergarten our teacher would select one student every day to take the attendance sheet to the principal's office. For the first two months of kindergarten I refused to do it, because I was afraid the principal would come out of his office and fire me from school.

Anon

i used to beleve that at school the yard jooty book was a book that the teachers but kids in

from it

i used to think teachers never go shopping untill i saw my teacher at school boy was i suprised!

Anon

I am one of those people who think my school PE teacher WAS a paedo and used to recount it until i visited this site...

dave

When i was in infant school (aged 4 or 5) my grandparents were looking after me, not wanting to go, pretended being ill and whilst driving past my nan said that if they see me in the car, they would come out and get me. Needless to say i put my head down and kept it down until we past the school.

Chelsea, Worcester, England

When I was in Kindergarten I belived when my teacher told me she will always win in the war I thought she was going to make a war and win it. Since then every teacher says that to me.

Dylan

When i was little i used to hold my pen differently to everyone else, my teahcer told me if i didnt stop it and didnt hold it how everyone else, my fingers would drop off, so i used to hold it properly only when she was watching!

Amber

at thah time i wos 3rd grade.before english class i went to wc.then i sawour english teacher going out of school.and when i get in the class she wos there.when class finished i saw her again going in the school.i told it to everyone and they thought im crazy

after some days i found out she had a twin sister.....

i wos stupid kid......

My 7th grade teacher...he looked like Santa. he had a button nose, and a white beard, but he was thin. we called him the "anorexic santa claus" and he danced around when people got good grades and said words that seemed friendly to children, not so friendly to older people like us...he once made a mistake and when pointed out, said "Oh, I'm a naughty boy!" and always asked for our phone numbers (to call our parents...i think he was at&t obsessed)

from then on we decided that he was a sexual predator santa and we all tried to steer clear.

I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES!!!

One of my english teachers scared the heck out of me, not only was she really mean but she looked like the cross between a troll, a lepracaun, and a chipmunk.

Jill