condoms
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I knew that condoms were apparati to trap semen so it doesn't go into the woman's uterus where the sperm meets the egg and that's where it begins.
However, I thought that condoms were hard plastic penis molds custom-made to make a man's penis fit snugly tight into it. It sure trapped the semen inside the hard plastic.
So we went to one of my friend's uncle's house and looked in his drawers. I was so disappointed that I couldn't find the alleged penis mold called a condom. I just saw some packets in one of the drawers, thinking they were pills. Later, my friend looked into the same drawer and yelled "BINGO! There they are!" I said to myself, "That's what a condom is? But it's so small that it can fit in that small packet!?" Was I so embarrased out of ignorance!
MDC
I once found a condom in a trashcan at school. I thought it was a balloon, and I blew it up in front of the class.
Nik
I use to believe that a condom was alittle house (just like a condo but instead i thought it was called a condom)
Blair
when I was young I was watching TV, and on it they said that a Condom and been found in a Condo. This baffled me for years after.
top belief!
when my brother and i were little we thought condoms were really cool water balloons and were amazed how resillgent they were.
suzy
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When I was little I saw a machine for flavored condoms and I knew that a condom went on a guys thing and he stuck it up a girls vagina so I automatically asumed that a girls vagina could taste like it was a second mouth! I know the use for flavored condoms now and boy was I wrong!
Kassidy
I used to believe a condom was a cupholder thing.
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When I was shopping with my mum, I saw a packet of condoms. Using my 7 year old logic, I believed that 'condom' meant 'cone dome' and you had to put it over your icecream cone so when you ate your icecream it wouldn't melt all over your fingers.
Rebecca
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Once when I was on the bus heading for school, this boy named Andrew had a balloon that look like the finger of one of those nurse gloves. He blew it up, and took it up to the driver, who immeadiatelly grabbed the balloon, and asked him where he got it from. He replied, "I found it in my mom and dad's bed" Apparently it had been a used condom, and my older friend explained the whole scenario. I was disgusted.
Anonymous
when i was 10 a bunch of friends and i were at my house. at that age, u no u want to find out about these things and so we got out a condom from my sister's room
we opened it up and saw white stuff inside it. with us being 10 and knowing nothing about anything we thot it was "cum" built in with it for some odd reason...
M.D. girl
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Well when I was little around the age of 6 me and my friend we were so creative with making stuff, we would always make things for our barbies. Well it was "prom night" for the barbies and we needed music, so I was about to put a tape in when the casset had a package in it(My brother would hide stuff in my room,who thinks to look in a little girls room, right!?). I was surprised, so we put it aside and after the "prom" the barbies all went camping thats when i got bored sicne my friend was driving the barbies, so i opened the small package, out came what i believed was a "sleeping bag" for my barbie! I was so excited we used it for the camping trip but only for about 10 mins when my brother came to check on us. He saw what we had and what we were doing and he just laughed. It was explained later to me what it was. My friend's have an hilarious fit everytime I tell them my incident with condoms.
Allison H.
when i was younger i thought that condoms were used by girls who WANTED to get pregnant (how wrong was I?!) me and my friend thought that they would just put a condom inside them and keep it there for a week and then get pregnant but they were only used by the fat and ugly girls who were desperate to ahve a baby but couldnt get a boyfriend! we were on a ferry on a school trip in the loos and a woman was at the condom machine. we couldnt work out why there were falvoured condoms so we went up to her and asked her. she went bright red.
holly
My younger brother used to think that condoms were something like trading cards you show to your friends (courtesy of a TV show where the boy asked his dad for one and implied that it was so he could show it off). This led him to take one from my older brother's house and show it off to his friends in front of my dad. My dad took it away and then about a week or two later my younger brother saw a commercial on MTV about Fight for your Rights where the guy is trying to get a condom from the vending thingie and it won't give him one even after he's kicked it and stuff then there's a message like "No condom, no sex" or something and thats about when little brother caught on.
Ginny
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Yeah, when i was about 7 and in boyscouts, i was in the parking lot of the church where we had our meetings. I found this long balloon like object on the ground, thinking it was a deflated clown balloon. I picked it up and put it to my mouth, to my fathers horror. He never explained why exactly it was wrong. I just assumed it was because someone had already put their mouth on it.
(Now that i look back on it, i realize how horrible it is that someone was THAT anxious to get it on that they did it in the parking lot of a church...AND that they would throw out their used condom on the blacktop for your unsuspecting boy to put their mouths on it thinking it was a balloon.. what has america come to? [hehe, i made a funny])
Captain Incubus
ok, well in 6 grade we wer young n stupid, and we knew wat condoms were, but not that much. so we put the condoms on cars, and brought them to school(our school is k-6, so u can immagine the reaction)...but as we grew we figured out they were for sex protection. haha.
nameeeeeless
I was younger and out with my parents and saw condoms in a gift shop. we were in the bahamas and it had the name of the hotel on the rapper and being about 6 or 7, i asked my mom if we could buy the pack of matches to remember where we'd been. well i didnt understand why i got no response and was rushed outta the store. now i know it wasnt matches...
Stacie
when i was is grade five (now im in grade seven)i sat in front of this guy(im a gurl) and we werent really freinds but we told each other any thing and every thing so naturally we would not be embarest to talk about sex to each other so i was talking to him and one of my freinds so im not sure why but we were talkin about condoms and he had a puzzled look on his face so we asked him if he knew what a condom was and he said "isnt it a part of a car" and me and my freind just started laffing and he didnt know why so then after a good laff we told him what it was.
sarah
i used 2 believe that a condom was a condo.
so i thought when i was listening 2 vibe 98.5 they were talking a condom
i thought it was a condo so i said 2 my mom let's buy a condom!!!!
now i know it prevents people form having babies
soccer_chick
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I used to believe that condoms were rare expensive water balloons
Andrea
I thought that those balloons that are long, ribbed, and usually marble colored that they sell in NYC out on the tsreets were condoms.
Holly
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