condoms

I used to believe that condoms in their packaging were pretty coloured match boxes, because some had pictures of fire on them. I would stand at the counter peering at these nice "match boxes" behind the cashier.

Anon

I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.

Anon

i used to believe that condom machines were sweets because of them bein a strawberry flavour so i saved £2 and went and bought some when we were haveing a meal in the pub and i offered my mum one and she took them of me after recently doin sex ed i have realised that they arent sweets how embarrasing!!!

lexa

when i was little i was looking for something under my parents sink and i found about 30 condoms and it was the day before my birthday and i ran into the kitchen where my parents were and told them look i found some balloons for my party!

SexManiac5000

I believed that a condom had to be used wile kissing eachother the french way. so you put the condom in your mouth and you kiss on the mouth and the condom prevents that aids will be exchanged by the mouthfluids.

I think I believed this because I saw a show on tv where they talked about the condom while they showed a kissing couple

nathalie

i found condoms in the bathroom when i was 5 and it was right before my b-day party. I decided i'd open one and i did and i thot they were balloons! so i brought them to my mom cuz the hole was to big for me! she still laughs at that

mz-sexibrunette

I used to think that men wore condoms all the time cuz they were tigh and it made it so their penis didn't show a lump in their pants.

Jeannie

I used to think that a baby grew inside a condom for a while until a women ate the baby and it went into her stomach.

Kelly

When I was around 7 or 8, my friend Seth and I were at a family BBQ. His uncle was getting ready to leave and as he was getting into his car, my friend screamed at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Lance!!!! Don't forget that I'm coming to your condom this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!" ---he meant condo....

Anon

This wasn't me, but I work at a daycare and one of the teachers there is pregnant. One day one of the little kids said, "Did you eat the baby?" and then another time the same teacher went to the restroom and came back and one of the children said, "Did you just have the baby when you went potty?" Aww...how adorable!

Anon

When I asked my best friend Chrissy what a condom was, she told me it was a little round rubber ball that a woman layed on durring sex. I imagined the ball released some chemicals that made the woman not get pregnet. To this day I am still facinated by condoms and now collect them.

Diana

When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.

rk

when i was in health class, they always pushed condoms as one of the surest methods not to get STDs like the dreaded HIV. and i didn't understand how you could get pregnant with one on, so i thought that they would cut a hole in the tip so that the woman would get pregnant, but also not get HIV. but my mom was a nurse so i asked her and she just laughed and then explained it to me. ya...i was like 9...

allytheartist

I'm very embaressed about this now that I know what I did. When I was very young i used to always crawl under my parents bed to look for stuff. One time I found a sealed *condom (which ididn't know what it was at the time) opened it up..noticed it was sticky but looked like a balloon. So first I chewed on it (crazy habit that i have chewing on rubber) tasted weird then I blew it up like a balloon and played with it. No one ever found out what I did..not even to this day. I'd be so embaressed :(

Treasure Hunter

When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"

Confused Child

Once I was at a movie theatre with my mom. I asaw a condom on the ground and said mom! A one fingered glove! Can I have it?! She said no, and explained it. I felt like a dummy...

Anon

I was watching a movie when I was little (5 or 6), with my dad, and a female character took off her coat, and underneath it was a purple bra and underwear. The male character looked at her and said something about a condom. When I asked my daad about this, he said it was something that men slip on thier "hotdogs" that looked like a rubber. Until I was 12, I thought a rubber looked something like an inflated rubber float that you wear to the pool when you can't swim. How could that fit on a hotdog without being crushed, and why would a woman want a hotdog, and a thick piece on rubber in her anyways? I imagined the man and woman all ready to have sex, and the man would put a rubber,clear kiddie pool float on a hotdog, and pump the woman with it... man I was stupid

Loren- from sub condements

I was merrily rooting throught my parents drawers and found a condom, I opened it and of course was intrigued as to what it was, I asked my Dad and he said it was like a sock... so I wandered downstairs to my Mum and she saw what was in my hands and said 'What's that?' I said 'Dad says it's like a sock, he's so silly, where is the heel bit?'

English

When I was younger, I thought that condoms were ment to blow them up..After that, the woman should put the condom inside her, so she got pregnant. Then she could carry the baby inside her, with the condom inside for 9 months!

Gustav

I used to believe condoms were made of cardboard. Before that, I thought they were those round, flat, pink things in toilets.

Cardboard