condoms

I thought that those balloons that are long, ribbed, and usually marble colored that they sell in NYC out on the tsreets were condoms.

Holly

I used to believe that condoms were tiles. Like tiles that go on a bathroom or kitchen floors. I honestly don't know why.

Duh

One time I was watching Cone heads with my family and we were at the part where he is chewing gum but the gum is actually a condom. Everyone started to laugh at that part and I asked what it was and everyone laughed at me so I thought it was a guys pinis.

Dessy

we learn german and i went on an exchange. my exchange partner (her mum being a teacher) asked me when i come over from england 2 germany 2 bring my german work. in yr7 we did work on objects in the classroom. so i had notes saying things like gummi menaing rubber. but the germans translated it as condom and thought (and probably still think) that we were taught about condoms! they were very religious family and they didnt treat me the same 4 the whole week!

megan

When I was very young and was told that people used rubbers so they could make love and not make a baby I thought on;a very "sick" thing to do and not done by nice people. When I grew upI I I used them just like everybody else.

Anon

when I was young I was watching TV, and on it they said that a Condom and been found in a Condo. This baffled me for years after.

Anon

i tjought a rubber jonny was a doggy poo bag

omg

i used to belive that condoms were for making babies!

Anon

When i saw a packet of condom in my parents' bedroom, i actually thought it was a packet of sweet!

June

I saw a condom machine in a mens toilet and thort it was a conudrum machine. lol.

Anon

i sued to believe that condoms were used as balloons. *heehee*

lizzy

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7, I WAS HELPING MY MOM CLEAN MY PARENTS ROOM. I FOUND A CONDOM AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE WAS HESITANT AND TOLD ME THEY WERE RAT KILLERS. THEN WHEN I WAS 12, I SAW A CONDOM IN ITS WRAPPER AND REALIZED I HAD BEEN LIED TO!

`K

i used to believe that condoms were balloons.

maya

When at a cricket match there were blowen up condom's floating around, and my sister who was about 9 at the time saw one of the condoms and when it came our way went to grab it because she thought it was a baloon and we had to tell her that it was a yucky baloon and that we would buy her a real baloon.

jade

When I was a young boy just learing about sex, I thought a man and woman "did it" only whwn they wanted a baby. I was totally shocked when I found out they made condoms so they could make love for pleasure and not make babies. I thought condoms were used only by very naughty persons, that is until I hrew up and used them myself when I married.

Anon

one time I am one one on my sister's teddy bears hand and I thought it was soposed to be a bear holding a balloon but I was wrong when I saw my sister and her boy friend it was gross and come to think of it was purple and tased like grape

colin dunning

I used to believe a condom was a cupholder thing.

Anon

when i was 11 my friend put on a condom ever since he thought he was a homosexual

georgina steven

ok, well in 6 grade we wer young n stupid, and we knew wat condoms were, but not that much. so we put the condoms on cars, and brought them to school(our school is k-6, so u can immagine the reaction)...but as we grew we figured out they were for sex protection. haha.

nameeeeeless

wen i was yunger i alwasy thought that u used a condom by the man blowin it up and puttin it into the ladys vergina, i also thought that an orgasm was a living thing, i now realise i got mixed up with an organism! im glad i no better now hehehe

lozzy