getting pregnant

I used to believe that if you drink vinegar and took a douch after sex you wouldnt get pregnant.

Anon

My brother told me what pervert ment and i was 4,I thought to get pregnant you had a pillow fight,and when the dad hits the mum in the bely a baby went in.So at my friends sleep over,she said "lets have a pillow fight" and i said,"you trying to get me pregnant you pervert!Now i no the trueth LOL

You will never no

I overheard my mother tell her friend that if a man looks at her she gets pregnant ( my mother had nine children). I was very worried for her, but it never crossed my mind that it could happen to me.
When I was older my mother told me that holding hands could get me pregnant and I took it literally, I didn't realize she meant it could lead to other behavior.

Sue

I used to believe that you got pregnant by the other person peeing on you "down there".

anon

I used to believe that God gave you a baby when he thought you should have one. I continued to believe this after having to drop out of college and get married. When my daughter was 4 months old I thought I was pregnant again and I FLIPPED OUT! My best friend, who was NOT Catholic explained birth control to me. I'm glad she did! I am done after 2 kids.

Mo

I used to believe that if you went swimming after you got your first period, then you could get pregnant.

Mel

I used to believe for the longest time until I was around age 8 that you got pregnant simply by getting naked and being near a person of the oppisite sex.

Diana

When I was about four, my parents were applying for a home loan.(so I discovered later.) At the time, I was very confused by it all. It was all they talked about. "We should apply..." was the only thing I heard. When I asked what 'appllying' meant, mum told me it meant 'asking permission from somebody to get something.' I gradually started to believe they meant they were 'appllying' for a child. I thought that if you wanted a baby, you had to apply. My parents also said "Maybe we're not eligable..." A few times. I asked what that meant too. I was told it meant 'able to get.' It came to my conclusion that some parents didn't have children because they "wern't eligible." I felt so smart about discovering that. What it made it even funnier was that my mother actally got pregnant! I screamed with joy "So you got permission?!?"
Now, I have scared many of pregnant women by asking them: "Are you sure your eligible? Do you have permission?"

Jadra White

i used to think that people get pregnant when they eat alot and all the food in their tummy turns into a baby.

Anon

My son believed for the longest time that the doctor put my daughter in my tummy when I was pregnant. He went around telling everyone that her dad was the doctor, not my husband

Anon

i used to believe that if you jump up and down after having sex, you won't get pregnant.

Angela

I used to believe that the lint in belly buttons was the material you had to make babies. I was scared to clean it out because I thought that then I couldn't have children.

Temptress

I always thought in order to have a baby you had to lick a girl's vagina. Then I found the truth. Things made a lot more sense.

Joey Callanan

I was raised in a Christian family, and so I would always be reading stories in Genesis where someone 'lies with their wife' and their wife is 'with child'. So until I finally asked The Question I always thought that pregnancy was this magical thing that happened when women had been sharing a bed with their husband. I thought it travelled through the air.

Alan Slatterly

I used to believe that after a certain age women just got pregnant at random, like one day they would just wake up pregnant with no say in the matter whatsoever.

Tee

When I was 11, I thought that if you had a girl give you a blow job and you "came" in her mouth she could get pregnant. I was told otherwise in my health class after I asked this questions and got a good laugh from my fellow classmates.

Good Thing It Wasn't True!

When I was a kid I always used to check my underwear for spiders because I thought if a spider went into my panties and up my vagina I would get pregnant and give birth to a giant spider!

Vicky

i use to believe that you could only get pregnant after you turned nine and if you had sex even once you would get pregnant

Anon

When I was about 5, my parents told me the whole reproduction story, but they didn't explain if very thoroughly. They told me a woman gets pregnant "When a man and a woman are naked and are very close to each other." For years I imagined my parents, naked, sitting squished next to each other in the armchair in our living room.

the pied piper

i used to believe u got pregnet by sitting on a bed and praying to god "please give us a baby"
and if he thought u were worthy he would give u one

Anon