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I used to believe that woman had to eat alot to get pregant. Thats all they had to do was eat alot because well.....i can't explain why i thought that.....
Necey
My mom was married twice. My older brother & sister came from the first and I came from the second. So, I thought you needed different husbands for different children. Since I wanted a lot of children, I thought I needed lots of husbands. So, I would go to all the adult male friends of my parents and ask them to be my husband when I was older.
mijav
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I used to believe that to have a baby the mother would go to a vending machine. There would be two vending machines, a lady vending machine, which was pink, and a man vending machine, which was blue, and the mother would put a coin into each and out would pop a jellybean. Then the mum would eat both jellybeans (blue and pink) and nine months later she would press her tummy button and out popped the baby!
I had a weird imagination.
Jesi
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I used to believe that when you were married to someone, it was required you have a baby. I also noticed that you wore a ring when you were married. So, being the bright child I was, I thought that inside the woman's wedding band was a small needle containing a special kind of chemical. This chemical made her have a baby. I thought that you had to get a new ring to have a new child. "Wow... Children really are expensive", I said after seeing a diamond ring commercial.
The Appraiser
I used to think that women got pregnant if she and a man sat beside each other close enough when I was about 4. This was soon discovered by my sister when I watched The Lion King movie, and when I saw Simba and Nala standing beside each other in one scene, I said, "They better be careful! They might accidentally have babies!" She then explained that that's not how women got pregnant. I was very confused for years after that.
SparkyTheOtherReindeer
I used to believe that you could just say you wanted a baby, (only when adult) then the next day, it would apear magically.
LOL child
Me and my sister used to believe that to have a baby, you had to urinate in your partners bum. We also thought it could be male/male, female/female and male/female, and you could all still have a baby.
Becci
I always thought that women just had babies. No men or sex involved, babies just came at random times. That explained why the neighbor woman had a kid, but no husband, and why people were suprised when babies came. Made sense to me!
Andra
At the age of 9 or 10, I use to believe that you automatically became pregnant at the age of 21. I worried that I if I wasn't married by then, I would be embarassed being walked down the aisle by my father with my big belly. Little did I know!!!
when we were younger my lil cousin always would ask me and my other "girl" cousin were babies came from as we were 11 we new but she was only about 5 and really didnt no so we always would tell her you took a pill and it made you have a baby and up to the age were she really found out how to have a baby she used to always be liek i want a baby pill every were we went
kait
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When I was little, I overheard my mother telling her friend that my cousin Dorothy was going to have a baby. I asked how that could happen, since Dorothy had no husband. My mother whispered that "Dorothy was a bad girl." From then on, I tried to be really good because if I wasn't, I would get a baby and everyone would know I was a "bad girl!"
Kate
when i was little i thought animals rubbed they behinds together to get pregnant, so when i asked my mom how to have a baby, she said the same way animals do, needless to say, i avoided bumping into any boy's behinds for a long time ...
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When i was young my dad covered my eyes when we passed a gaint billboard which was advertising something. It showed a man with his nose pressed in between a woman's brests. As a result for years afterwards I used to think this was the rude thing parents did in order to make babies!
Emily
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When I was about 8, at my church, this 16-year-old girl got pregnant. My parents told me that it was because she was bad. I had said "So if you aren't a grown-up and you are mean, you get babies?" and they had told me yes. So until I was about 10-11, I believed that if you were mean and hateful and talked bad about your siblings etc., God would punish you with a baby.
For parents to have kids they would have to kiss at weddings. I f they didnt kiss they could never have kids. I believed this until I watched one of my moms movies and saw somone having sex. She told me half of it.
Braden Showers
One time I asked my mom how she got pregnant with me (I was 4 or 5) She said that Daddy gave her an egg. So for the longest time I thought to get a baby the husband takes the wife to a grocery store, they go to an egg display and they pick which egg they want. Wow. LOL.
Eggtastic
i used to think that if you stood next to a guy when you were on your period that you would get pregnant
kim
Until I was almost 13 years old, I had no idea how pregnency tests worked...I first believed that they worked simply by the woman putting her thumb on the end oppisite of the stick part...I knew that couldn't be it, because the stick had to be there for some reason..so then I thought the woman stuck the stick part up her vagina..
Amanda
I used to believe that if you planted a seed in your belly button then you would become pregnant.
Anon
one of my friends told me one time that she thought you got pregnant when a man and a women put their belly buttons together.
moe
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