getting pregnant

I used to believe before my Mom gave me the "talk" that a woman became pregnant by the man when he put his "you know what" in her bellybutton.
Pretty innocent, huh?

Jennifer W.

i asked my mum how to get pregnant and she said "the only way to get pregnant was to sit in someone elces bath water" i belived this until i tryed it and i didnt become pregnat i am now 35 and have no children, but i am still trying the bath water thery.

Tom Lecoyte

when i was little i used to believe that the only way a woman became pregnant was if god decided it so. so i used to pray at to god at night that i didnt want to have a baby.

heather

when i was in second grade my mom had already given me "the talk" because i wanted to be a doctor and i got an anatomy book. well i had a crush on a boy, and in school i would sit next to him and make the hem of my shorts open a little to let him "fertilize" me. what was i THINKING? O.o

chibi t

Me and my parents are fairly typical Brits; not uptight, exactly, but we don't discuss certain matters. So when I found a book in the library at school about the facts of life, I was curious and naturally I had a look. Now, the pictures in those books are kind of complicated, and I didn't have a lot of time to look at it, so for many many years I thought that a man put his leg (right up to the hip) inside a woman to make a baby. I was quite relieved when I found out how it really works.

Anon

This is more like< "SHE used to belive." I used to babysit this little girl and one day she asked me, "where do babies come from?' and I tried to explain by saying, " Well, when a mommy and a daddy get married..." Then she says, " THEY GO TO THE MALL AND CHOOSE OUT WHICH BABY THEY WANT FROM THE BABY STORE!!!!"

Anon

I used to think if you kissed people a bunch of times, the germs would form a baby. For this reason, I wondered why men couldn't have babies...

Kerri

i used to believe that tiny babies lived in the place where your quadricep is, and when you got pregnant the tiny baby would move up your leg into yr stomach and grow bigger!

Anon

When I was younger I always thought that when my mom wanted a baby, she got one. And when it was born, her stomach split open and it came out. I always asked what happened to the cut, and i was told 'God' takes care of it. Then when i was about 9, I knew some what about sex, but not too much. I figured that a penis some how melted into the vagina (which was the name of the smooth front part of a women) and a baby was automatically made.

Will

i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.

Jimmy Anonomus

I used to believe that if you slept in the bed nude, you could get pregnant!

haha

When I was little I believed that you got pregnant by sleeping together with no clothes on.

Anon

when i was little, i thought that the sperm got to the egg through the motther's mouth since it was the only opening,so the mom had to eat a guy's sperm!

Anon

When I was in the first grade I thought I'd cracked the mystery of how babies are made: I'd heard on the playground that a man and woman get naked then rub their nipples together. For some reason, this made perfect sense.

kp

When i was quite little my mate told me a women got pregnany by the doctor rubbing a stick up the womans vagina

Anon

When i was little, i used to believe that babies came from a banana tree in the backgarden of the woman who was pregnant. I never really thoght of the fact that some people dont have backgardens or banana trees!!

anon

I was completely convinced that if you wanted a baby, all you had to do was pray for one. Then God would put a teeny tiny baby on your belly at night. It would then find your belly button and crawl into your stomach through it. After it grew enough, the only possible way of birth was through surgery.

Eungi from Texas

I heard a news story about women and jogging and it mentioned that women who jog had healthy pregnancies and totally misunderstood it.
Some time later my mom and her friend were talking about babies and my mom commented that I didn't know where they came from and I piped in that I did - jogging.

Anon

I used to think that by kissing my doll or rubbing that place where it felt so good I could get pregnant! I prayed to God after I masturbated that I would not get pregnant!

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