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When I was a child, I used to believe that women had seeds in their stomachs.
When a seed sprout, the belly grew and that meant the woman was pregnant and expecting a child.
I used to believe if you had sex only once then you could have a baby any random time
i used to believe that women get pregnant when they sleep right next to a man, literally, as opposed to the term, "I slept with him."
When I was little, and still to this day, my mom tells me the same story.
"Babies are made when the daddy gives the mommy a seed". That's about all she told me, so of course I was very confused and sort of figured out my own conclusion. I thought the "daddy" had a "seed" (like the flower kind), and he gave it to the "mommy", and then she would take that seed and somehow stick it up her butt, and out came the baby! LOL!!
I was told as a child that I would get pregnant, if, I got in the tub without washing it...after a man or boy got a bath....of course I realized (as I got older) that my mother was just using that as a way of getting me to scrub that darn tub...lol
When I asked my mother how babies were made, she told me that the man plants a seed inside the woman, and a baby grows from there. Now, me being a farmer's son, had this weird image in my head of a tractor towing a planter, and trying to plant seeds inside women. A few years later I found out at school how the whole process actually worked!!
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I used to believe that you got pregnant just in the same way you caught a cold. A man would cough on you or sneeze on you.
I used to believe that if 2 persons got married and wanted a baby they had to talk to Santa Clause, and give him a beautiful cake then he would make the momy pregnant and in about 9 months she would have to go to the doctor. The doctor then got the baby out of the woman's stoamch with a spoon.
When I was in the fourth grade my cousin told me how you get pregnant: You have to have sex for a solid hour or more. She said if you stop before an hour you wouldn't get pregnant. I told her i would never go over an hour because I didn't want kids. I thought it was a valuble peice of information and told my friends. They also believed me. I didn't know about birth control.
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I still have no idea why I believed this or how I even thought of it, but I was a very imaginative child. Anyway, I used to belive that a woman got pregnent because a man from the hospital would break into the house at night and put a baby in her tummy. Then, a few months later, she would go to the hospital and have the baby. It's like a scarier version of the stork.
Another weird belief...my much older cousin said one day she was never ever going to have a baby. I told her that because she was a girl, she had to have one, because all women have a baby. I thought it was a natural thing. You eat, you sleep, and if your a girl, you have a baby.
i used to beleive that if people had sex upside down then u wouldnt get pregnant!
I used to think that you had to have sex to have a boy but you would just get pregnant with a girl when you reached a certain age.
I used to believe that in order to get pregnant you had to eat a lot of food, get really fat, and then...out pops a baby!
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When I was in grade school I must have heard somewhere (probably on tv)that a woman got pregnant after she and a man "slept together," so I asked my sister (5 years older)why my Mom wasn't pregnant when she slept with Dad every night. She told me, "Well, they don't just lay side by side in their pajamas, they have to be naked and then the man climbs on top of the woman and then they DO IT." After this conversation I believed that a couple stripped naked, got into bed with the man on top of the woman and then just slept like that all night, and this would make the woman pregnant. I thought it was understandable that my Mom wouldn't want to have any more kids because it would be awfully uncomfortable for her to have to sleep with my Dad laying on top of her when he is so much bigger and heavier than she is.
I used to believe that if I swallowed the watermelon seeds I'd get pregnant.
When my mum got pregnant with my lil sister, I used think that she had this realllyyyyy huge duck-egg in her tummy...till my sis's bday....he he he:)
When I was about 5 I told my mother I knew how babies were made. Curious of what I had to say she asked me how. I told her that a man and woman take off their clothes and kiss each others "privates" Needless to say we had the sex talk. Where in the world did I get that from???
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when i was a little kid and my parents told me then storks bought babies i believed them. but in later years they explained about sex. i still thought storks brought kids to i thought the stork had sex with u so you could have a kid.
I used to think test tube babies were literally grown in test tubes... and that they would start out in a small one but by 9 months they would be in a really big test tube
When I was young and asked where babies came from I was told you had to put a 20 pence piece under your pillow..... having tried this with no baby as a result my parents told me it only worked for grown ups!
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