getting pregnant

when i was little i used to think you got pregnant by having a mommy and a daddy put their ankles together and then they would have a baby.

Jessica

I used to believe that a giant bird would deliver babies to the mother when she was said to have order one. I just could figure out why a woman's belly would get so big. I could never figure out the connection. I was 10 years old how embarrasing it is now.

Omar G.

i used to believe that women get pregnant if a man pisses over the toilet sit and then she sits down on it.

jongres

I used to believe that pregnancy happened when a man somehow made his penis about 3 feet long and inserted it down a woman's throat into her uterus and ejaculated. Guess I had the idea of where the uterus is just not how to get to it.

Anon

i used to think when guys fingered women, women got pregnant. looks like i guessed wrong(porno freaks u kno wat i mean)

Hajji gopher

I used to believe that woman concieved babies thorugh thier ass !

Nikki

i used to believe that when you had sex you would get pregnant as soon as soon as you did it

guess

I used to think that if your moomy and daddy wanted to have a baby they called the doctor and the doctor came over and looked at your mommys belly and then poked it and your mommy was pregnant.

Sarah

I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

Vanessa

When I was four, I thought I was pregnant. I had no idea how women got pregnant. But I knew that their bellies got bigger. Well, I had a poochy stomach so, I thought I was getting pregnant!

Gretchen

When I was in third grade, I heard a joke at home about a "magic pill." As a school project, everyone in my third grade class had a penpal. Well, I thought this joke was funny and wrote about it to my penpal. When I showed the letter to my teacher she told me that the joke was inappropriate. Apparently, the "magic pill" was a reference to birth control. I had no idea what that was. I was very embarrased, erased the whole letter, and re-wrote it!

Gretchen

i used to think that babies were made by rubbing your bellybuttons together

Anon

When I was young I used to brlieve that woman gets pregnant by drinking the sperm and than it stops in the stomach and so the baby comes from there.

Viktor

I knew that babies were a result of sex, but I thought my parents only had sex three times since they only had three children. I figured you only have sex according to the amount of children you wanted.

Anon

My mom told me that you could get pregnant if a guys jizz even gets on your Skin....for a long time i believed her..ok well maybe not tooo long! :P

NastyGirl

My mother told me that you got pregnant by seeds, I translated that into you ate seeds and got pregnant and because a watermelon was the only thing half the size of my mom when she was pregant with my little brother, I refused to ever eat a watermelon in scarce i would accidently eat a seed and end up with a pain in the butt like my brother. I still hesitate eating watermelons.

Vanessa

when I was about 10 or 11, a girl I knew who was aged 13, said she new how you got pregnant. I asked her how, and she said if we undressed she would show me. We both undressed, and she touched me until I had an erection, and she said when I was older, if I rubbed it something would come out and I would have to make sure it went on her belly-button, to make her have a baby.

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